That's a lot of trouble to go to when you can get a fine bottle of Thunderbird from the corner store for less than ten bucks. You don't even need a glass to drink it out of!
"My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban PERMANENTLY as soon as I take office...I intend to work with Congress on a national no carry law, 1 gun a month purchase limits, and bans on all semi-automatic guns."-Barack Obama
"When in doubt, whip it out."-Nuge