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Postby mnp13 » January 30th, 2009, 12:15 pm

We've lived in this house for almost exactly two years. Right after we moved I put some candles on a shelf. They have been there for two years.

Idiot boy has decided they are a buffet. Does anyone want a dog?
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Postby BigDogBuford » January 30th, 2009, 12:17 pm

Minnie was eating a mummified dead rat the other night. :|
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Postby Jenn » January 30th, 2009, 12:21 pm

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Postby TheRedQueen » January 30th, 2009, 12:25 pm

:D No thanks, I have enough idiot boys here...
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Postby SisMorphine » January 30th, 2009, 12:27 pm

BigDogBuford wrote:Minnie was eating a mummified dead rat the other night. :|

We have a regular daycare dog who poops out mice on a regular basis. Apparently she likes to hunt them when her owner brings her to the barn :|
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Postby BigDogBuford » January 30th, 2009, 12:31 pm

SisMorphine wrote:
BigDogBuford wrote:Minnie was eating a mummified dead rat the other night. :|

We have a regular daycare dog who poops out mice on a regular basis. Apparently she likes to hunt them when her owner brings her to the barn :|


Now THAT'S talent! :D
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Postby maberi » January 30th, 2009, 1:00 pm

Were they at least scented candles?
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Postby BigDogBuford » January 30th, 2009, 1:10 pm

maberi wrote:Were they at least scented candles?


They are NOW!
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Postby LMM » January 30th, 2009, 1:16 pm

Awwww Riggs-y!
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Postby alaskapit » January 30th, 2009, 1:27 pm

well now it's iminent....your power goes out in

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Postby katiek0417 » January 30th, 2009, 2:27 pm

BigDogBuford wrote:Minnie was eating a mummified dead rat the other night. :|


Okay, ewwww....

Michelle, I'm sorry...at least he's keeping you busy, however!
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Postby BigDogBuford » January 30th, 2009, 2:28 pm

katiek0417 wrote:
BigDogBuford wrote:Minnie was eating a mummified dead rat the other night. :|


Okay, ewwww....

Michelle, I'm sorry...at least he's keeping you busy, however!


Ok, maybe she wasn't quite eating it but she was flinging it about by the tail (which then broke off).
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Postby katiek0417 » January 30th, 2009, 2:30 pm

BigDogBuford wrote:Ok, maybe she wasn't quite eating it but she was flinging it about by the tail (which then broke off).


Thanks! Good thing I haven't eaten today lol
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Postby mnp13 » January 30th, 2009, 2:31 pm

katiek0417 wrote:
BigDogBuford wrote:Ok, maybe she wasn't quite eating it but she was flinging it about by the tail (which then broke off).


Thanks! Good thing I haven't eaten today lol


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Postby BigDogBuford » January 30th, 2009, 2:34 pm

Oh, don't be sissies. 8)
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Postby Malli » January 30th, 2009, 6:15 pm

Oscar hauled off and ate crap the other day, and I know by his typical reaction that it wasn't "regular" crap - that repels him. So :puke:
Oh, he also ate half a dried coconut shell I bought for my poison dart frogs

those have been the recent exploits

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Postby demolitionic » January 31st, 2009, 2:08 am

Squish ate a few tealight candles. At least they were vanilla scented.

She ate the wax and left the wicks. :|




She also likes to steal nuts from the bowl on the table when no one is looking. She shells them, eats the nuts, and leave the shells on the floor for you to step on. :dance:
Time to nut up or shut up.
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Postby Malli » January 31st, 2009, 2:03 pm

oooh! careful ! theres a kind of nut that can be toxic to dogs! ;)

i kinda wish Oscar would only eat candles or nuts.
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Postby ladyrampage » February 1st, 2009, 10:58 pm

Hoping they were scented then you can have nice floral doggy breath for awhile.. :D

My Oden ate half a towel once, the towel that had ALWAYS been in his crate, I'm talk years.. talk about an embarassing trip to the vet to get that extracted.. :oops: especially since I didn't realize he ate THAT much of it.. the raised eyebrow and "did you say a little piece of towel?".. :crazy2:
Worse... a few days later in Walmart my vet cheerfully asked how my towel eater was doing... I know my face was sooo red..lol I so gave Oden a talkin to over that one..

sooo candles.. noooo problem..lmao
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