I dunno about the dirt, but the yellow stuff just sounds like shmagma
Yes, it is an actual word
I thought it was fairly normal for boys, particularly intact ones...
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either.
"You didn't know of the magical powers of the break stick? It's up there with genies and Harry Potter as far as magic levels go." SisMorphine 01/07/07