Scared Dogs

[cheekymunkee]

My mom had one too many glasses of wine at Demo's graduation dinner and told me how ugly Ruby was. I thought my dad was going to strangle her. I can't begin to tell you how insulted I was.

She's not going to win any beauty pagents, but then again, neither am I.

Riggs, on the other hand, has won a few beauty pagents.

[hoagiesmomma]

"Tucker, you are just a googly-eyed, bucktoothed mongrel that doesn't deserve to have his pictures on the Interwebs! How many times do I have to tell you?"

HILARIOUS!

I just tinkled in my panties.


thank you for the laugh.

[mnp13]

My mom had one too many glasses of wine at Demo's graduation dinner and told me how ugly Ruby was. I thought my dad was going to strangle her. I can't begin to tell you how insulted I was.

She's not going to win any beauty pagents, but then again, neither am I.

Riggs, on the other hand, has won a few beauty pagents.

You don't remember that from PBF? I posted about it without identifying the offending party as my mom, and people said all sorts of mean things about her back.

She has long since apologized though

[cheekymunkee]

that's why I'm sure I don't remember it, I didn't know it wsa your mom.

[dogcrazyjen]

I think she is really cute, and I am NOT LYING (aka making a false statement)

I love her batty ears.
(Oh, sorry, her Chiroptera-like externally-visible auditory organs.)


Most of my inlaws think Tallulah is THE ugliest dog they have ever seen, (she is an English Bull Terrier) outside Rufus, aka soldier-boy, a 15 year old miniature poodle (sorry, a miniature poodle) who's dick (Male sexual organ) is bigger than his head and who looks like a dust bunny from a haunted house (a large clump of dust, hair and other dirt particals collected under furnature in older homes with wood floors).

They call Tallulah Wedge Head, Wedgie for short, (aka a large portion of a hard round cheese rostral.)

[cheekymunkee]

I think she is really cute, and I am NOT LYING (aka making a false statement)

I love her batty ears.
(Oh, sorry, her Chiroptera-like externally-visible auditory organs.)


Most of my inlaws think Tallulah is THE ugliest dog they have ever seen, (she is an English Bull Terrier) outside Rufus, aka soldier-boy, a 15 year old miniature poodle (sorry, a miniature poodle) who's dick (Male sexual organ) is bigger than his head and who looks like a dust bunny from a haunted house (a large clump of dust, hair and other dirt particals collected under furnature in older homes with wood floors).

They call Tallulah Wedge Head, Wedgie for short, (aka a large portion of a hard round cheese rostral.)

Don't make me laugh, it hurts my back!! But your description of that poodle is too funny

[PittieLove]

"Tucker, you are just a googly-eyed, bucktoothed mongrel that doesn't deserve to have his pictures on the Interwebs! How many times do I have to tell you?"

HILARIOUS!

I just tinkled in my panties.


thank you for the laugh.

, nice picture

[call2arms]

Reba, poor Tucker will have a reason to be mopey now!!lol

Sorry, I just couldn't help it.

[Big_Ant]

Quote:
Because to many people on this board - myself included - their dogs are like furry children to them.


I said like, I didn't say were. I don't treat my dog as a child, he is a dog, and I treat him as one; but he also gets lots that other dogs don't, and is valued a lot more then some people (not anyone here) value their dogs. Since I don't have children and won't for a while, he fills some of the same general space as they might. My intention in writing that was not to start an argument about phrasing and treatment of animals, it was to point out how sensitive this subject might be to some people.

I never said I used nicknames? I don't try and create a child like relationship with my dog. You are assuming both.

I don't expect a reply, nor will I read one (this thread is too much!)

When did I say that you were the one who created the child-like relationship?

And how in the he-ll is this thread too much for you? I mean seriously, how emotional unstable are you that you that you can't handle an adult conversation regarding differences of opinion. Actually, let me stop, because even more than the current topic, adults who have that "woe is me", "Ohhhh . . . It's too much for me . . .My heart breaks" type of attitude irritate the he-ll out of me. Grow up, and learn that people can have discussions without crying.

[cheekymunkee]

This is getting personal...NO PERSONAL ATTACKS PLEASE!!

[Big_Ant]

Yes Ma'am (not meant to be disrespectful, honest)

[cheekymunkee]

Thank you Ant. ( And I know you are not.)

[dogcrazyjen]

Don't make me laugh, it hurts my back!! But your description of that poodle is too funny

The funny thing is he is not nuetered, so when bitches come into heat, he follows them around relentlessly, with bucking hips, but since he is only about 7 inches tall he can't reach!!

Poor guy.

[Malli]

I meant that this thread is too much to read and keep up with.

IE, a quote from me from the same post you quoted from just now:

ok, 3 pages added from this morning, I got 1/2 way through page 4 and did not have enough time to read it all.

My point all along was that you might look at things from both sides of the argument.

It sure as hell reads like an attack.

[Marinepits]

Don't make me laugh, it hurts my back!! But your description of that poodle is too funny

The funny thing is he is not nuetered, so when bitches come into heat, he follows them around relentlessly, with bucking hips, but since he is only about 7 inches tall he can't reach!!

Poor guy.

Now, that's HILARIOUS!!!

[hoagiesmomma]

I know this isn't exactly helpful...

but some dogs ARE ugly.

[Veda]

There are NO ugly dogs!!





In case your curious about where these are from.
http://www.sonoma-marinfair.org/uglydogvote.shtml

[hoagiesmomma]

I <3 chinese cresteds...

when I no longer have dogs that could eat one for a snack...

I'm gonna score me one of those ugly little buggers.

[call2arms]

That 's a very good example of a dog that,s so ugly it's cute. A face only a mother could love. But there's a little mother in everybody!

[dogcrazyjen]

This is the most hideous dog I have seen in a long time.



His name is Mr Winkle, the cutest dog in the world, but ewww!



This guy is a little better, but not much.