should probably be renamed "Stupid Human Tricks"...
And, NO... there never is a dull moment at my house, but not all those moments are as cute/funny as you guys seem to think.
Since the temps are supposed to reach 100+ today I decided to let the dogs out to play early this morning while it was still fairly cool outside. Again... me, the human, "doing something nice"...
Seppel was on a long lead since he has started *chasing* people along the fence again any time someone walks by, and if those people have a dog in tow... well... he acts like an asshat, and he gets the other dogs all riled up in the process.
I try to be a good neighbor, and I wanted to avoid a lot of barking and commotion at 7 am.
Anywho... all went well for about 30 minutes... everybody pottied, wrestled, ran around, and had fun while i sat on the porch and had my first cup of coffee. THEN Faust found the new Orbee football, and we started playing fetch.... bad, bad, bad idea.
Things are still a little hazy, but...when three dogs get VERY excited, and start to circle you... make sure the long lead is NOT wrapped around your ankle right before you throw the freakin' Orbee clear across the yard.
I do remember getting yanked off my feet and falling on my arse... literally... and I'm also pretty sure I got dragged through some wet grass and mud while Sepp was completely oblivious since he only had "GET the Orbee at ALL costs" on the brain... didn't bother him in the least that there was a PERSON attached to him...
So, my foot is now three times its normal size and hurts like hell when I hobble... and it's starting to become quite colorful which can't be good.
Ya'll feel free to laugh now...
P.S. I usually DO find stories like this quite amusing also... but only as long as it doesn't involve MY dogs, or MY foot, or MY arse...