Have you lost your friggin' mind??????

[cheekymunkee]

So, Munkee is in his room & Justice is out running around when someone knocks on the door. I usually don't answer the door unless I know who it is but I was feeling nice. She goes with me to answer it. As soon as I crack the door ( I never open it fully if the dogs are out) there is a long, white furry nose sticking in my door! The dog shved h is HEAD INTO MY HOUSE!!!! I dont know WHO this man is, I dont know WHO this dog is & I dont know WHAT the hell he wanted but I lit into him like his mama should have. I am like " what the smurf are you doing bringing a dog with you to knock on people's doors & why would you let it stick it's face in my house ????" That man is lucky Munkee wasnt out or he would have eaten the dog in my living room. I have no clue what kind of dog it was, bigger than a GSD & a lot furrier but the body & head were similar. He was selling something I guess but he didnt get a word in edge wise. After I yelled at him for being a moron & told him to get the hell out of my yard I slammed the door in his face. Idiot. He had something in his hand like he was taking a survey or selling something but what kind of FOOL takes a dog with him to do it??? This was no kid either, the man was older than me.

[BullyLady]

Umm..... I think he may have lost his mind, that's pretty much completely outrageous behavior. Some people just have no sense of dog-manners I guess.

[amazincc]

Damn, Cheeky... I wasn't even there, and you scared the crap out of me.

I bet that guy will NEVER do this again.

[SisMorphine]

I no longer bring my dogs right up to a door with me when I go ANYWHERE. I leave them in the car initially and then take them out afterwards.

I went to my friend's house with Wally for the weekend. She knew we were coming, invited Wally, etc etc. I rang the doorbell, she opened the door, and her motherfucking Boston Fucking-Idiotic-Terrier ran out the open door and latched herself onto my poor big boy's face!!! She just stood there while I had to mandhandle her dog, who wasn't wearing a collar, to get the smurfing douche off of Wally.

Since then I no longer bring my dogs to the door (wow, that was 4-ish years ago now), but truthfully beforehand it had never occurred to me NOT to bring them up to a door with me Then again I'm not a door to door salesman . . .

[mnp13]

holy crap! I feel bad for the dog... at some point it is going to get its face chewed on.

[madremissy]

What an idiot! I feel for the dog to. It is going to get hurt.
I am glad you were the one to teach this man a very valuable lesson. I wish I could have seen the look on his face when you got finished with him.

[cheekymunkee]

My brother asked me " who are you screaming at now?" He told me he thought about bringing me a gun but figured I had one already. He said that he quit listening to me after " you smurfing stupid assed mother fucker"

[mnp13]

He told me he thought about bringing me a gun but figured I had one already.

[Jenn]

$5 bucks he called you a bitch after you shut the door

[cheekymunkee]

lmao $5 bucks he called you a bitch after you shut the door

Probably, but he was smart enough not to let me hear him.

[Marinepits]

but I lit into him like his mama should have

Deb, I want to be you when I grow up.

[alaskapit]

you just slammed the door on ed mcmahon.

stupid geezer.

but you didn't need that 10 million anyway right?

[cheekymunkee]

you just slammed the door on ed mcmahon.

stupid geezer.

but you didn't need that 10 million anyway right?

I thought about that after I did it.

[HappyPuppy]

I soooooo wish I could buy you a beer, Debbie! (glad no noses got bitten)

[Tubular Toby]

HAHAHAH, I just have to say, this thread brought me many laughs. Thank you.

[Tiger]

I was laughing out loud over this because I could so see you doing it...
You are not very big, but you look like you could get riled up pretty good.

~Tiger