LOL!!
Licking a squirrel!
I want to teach Jack to pee in the toilet!That would be awesome, and he can't be any messier than the boys!
Lets see, Jack can do freestyle disc, so he jumps over me, through a hoop made from my arm and leg, weaves between my legs while I am walking, spin clockwise and counter clockwise, circle me c/cc, go around a pole c/cc, back up, bow, bring me a tissue when I sneeze, chases bubble, plays frisbee.
Tallulah will stand between my legs and put her front feet on mine. We can walk forward backward and sideways and her feet stay glued. She will spin on command. She can have one ball in her mouth, and no matter where in the house you throw the other, she will have it back to you with her feet in 30 seconds. She can also block the throw if you try to roll it past her. Lou cannot catch her tail unless she traps it between her butt and the cabinet
Tess can do a complete flip in the air for a tennis ball. (Pretty freaking impressive, she is HUGE!) She also plays frisbee.
I have a cat that knocks on my bedroom door. She will knock to get in & then knock to get right back out. It get annoying very quickly. I've taught Munkee to "go get that cat", she knocks, he chases her from the door. Justice can get annoying when she wants to be the center of attention. I tell her "go find moo-moo & lay down". She will go to her room, find her stuffie ( it used to be a cow) and lay down beside me. I've also taught them "bring that to me", I point to something & they get it & bring it to me.......sometimes. Not always & not always want I wanted but they try......sometimes. Munkee also know that "give me that" means he must lay on top of what ever it is that he has in order for me to not take it from him & fight me for it. 
Munkee is pretty good with sign language.....Justice sucks at it but she knows a little. What have your dogs learned?
Does that count? 
, and is 80 % successful at actually catching his tail he enjoys chasing.
