Rules to Become an Evil Overlord

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Postby Marinepits » February 14th, 2010, 9:05 pm

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

There are way too many to post, but these are ones that struck me as hilarious!

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.


31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.


35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.


70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
Never make someone a priority in your life when that someone treats you like an option.
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Postby Marinepits » February 14th, 2010, 9:08 pm

133. If I find my beautiful consort with access to my fortress has been associating with the hero, I'll have her executed. It's regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.
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Postby iluvk9 » February 15th, 2010, 8:10 am

8) I love their sense of sarcasm.
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Postby mnp13 » February 17th, 2010, 7:53 pm

I LOVE that site!
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