Urban Dictionary Game

Keep yourself busy at work!

Postby BullyLady » March 6th, 2009, 2:40 am

Go to UrbanDictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.


1. Your name? Cathleen
Name for girls of Scottish or Irish heritage, spelled the SCOTTISH way! Only the most mouthy, stubborn, cool, smart, caring, nice girls are named this.
Sally: "She's soo a Cathleen!"
Mary: "I completely agree!"

2. Your age? 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.

3. A friend? Casey
what you name your kid if you dont know if its a boy or a girl.
The mother didnt know if her child was a girl or a boy so she named it casey.

4. What should you be doing? Cleaning
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

5. Favourite colour? (spelled it for the canadians!) Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.

6. Hometown? Spokane
The second largest city in Washington State,has it's middle upper class neighborhoods like the Southill and the more lower class neighborhoods like West Central or Hillyard. Known for meth and prostitution in some areas. Has a 100 acre park park downtown and held expo'74. There is a lot of white trash and alot of wiggers, but has most of their black people around downtown.First thing you'll notice might be all the homeless people, that care more about meth than money. Not that bad of a city if you like the outdoors or if your just looking for weed. I might move back next week to meet up with my old 18th street homies

7. Month of your birthday? May
cool; sexy; hot
i am so may

8. Last person you talked to? Eric
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...darn that bitch is fine!

9. Where are you right now? Couch
Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

10. What are you thinking about right now? Chocolate
the yummiest, tastiest thing in the whole wide world. chocolate also makes u happy and makes u feel better.
whenever u feel down just have some chocolate it makes u feel better !!!!!
"I'm not all bad but I'm a faithful sinner."
~Dave Matthews
Cathleen
Shelby - AB Mix 1 yr - CGC
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Postby iluvk9 » March 6th, 2009, 7:23 pm

1. Name?

. joyce
A verb, meaning to lead someone on and then crush his or her heart like a heartless, souless, biatch that does pineapples and your sister.

"She joyced you."
"You got joyced."
"Are you going to joyce him?"

2. Age?

Um....I don't think I am allowed to post the entire thing, but it started with: :oops:

a sexual position...

3. A friend:

Okay, this was the second posting, but it made me laugh....

Missy
girls who like to run around naked and throw their clothes into trees

That bitch pulled a missy and ran through town jumpin into hot tubs naked!

4. What I should be doing:

walking
Something i should be doing to work off my fat ass after having a baby.

'i should be walking off my fat ass at the park today'

5. Favorite color:

green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

'yo, where da green at?'

:shock: :shock: :shock:

6. Hometown:
this one is close...I don't want you all coming over for dinner.....

Stony Brook 86 up, 35 down
Stony Brook is the name of a town, not just a SUNY school. It's a damn nice town, and you wish you had the cash flow to live there, but you don't.

7. Birth Month:

September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!

8. Last person I spoke with:

ray
Refers to a male whose appearance is hip, fresh and shiny like (x-)rays.
OR A male working/living in a radioactive environment.

"This ray is getting every woman he wants." ;-)
OR
"This ray is working at the local power plant and shines like plutonium, therfore he needs no lamps."

9. Where I am located:


kitchen
The hair on the back of you neck that is nappy, un-tameable

Damn your kitchen look messed up. or Man your kitchen is lookin' like whoopi goldbers' arm pit.

10. What was I thinking about right now:

Cowboys
In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Cowboys is a nickname for two kings as a player's two hole cards. These are usually played fast as they are very vulnerable to an ace on the board.

Other nicknames for kings include kangaroos, sergeants from k company, king kong, gorillas, krispy kreme,and cold turkey.

After calling Ted's All in, Hanzo flips over his cowboys and they hold up against Ted's Ducks.



THIS IS THE LONGEST FREAKING GAME I EVER PLAYED! Do I get a prize or something??????
:neener:
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Postby SisMorphine » March 6th, 2009, 7:55 pm

Go to UrbanDictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.


1. Your name? Alyssa
the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile; the one that you'll see walking down the hallway, having her head up high, trying just one last time; the kind of girl that will get back up, each andeverytime she falls... the kind of girl who NEVER gives up.
alyssa will never lose hope...

2. Your age? 26
750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

3. A friend? Marcy
a project out in bed-stuy brooklyn where jay-z grew up
off the corner of marcy and nostrand

4. What should you be doing? Working
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late." (this one cracked me up because that's exactly how I feel tonight, lol)

5. Favourite colour? Pink
slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink

6. Hometown? Gloucester (close by, not my actual hometown)
Gloucester, MA is the first seaport in America. All other towns named gloucester are poser towns basically. Gloucester is a tough part of mass full of irish and italians. Well known for its fiesta, and the greasy pole. The Perfect Storm was filmed in Gloucester, and all the sailors on the andrea gale were from gloucester.
Client: Yo man can I cop an ounce?
Dealer: Nah man I got jacked.
Client: No way! where?
Dealer: Gloucester

7. Month of your birthday? October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.

8. Last person you talked to? Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a crappy father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

9. Where are you right now? Desk
a nice, stable, flat surface used for sex
Let's use the desk this time!!

10. What are you thinking about right now? Dinner
Something that the king wonders about.
King: "I wonder what's for dinner."
"All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another." -Anatole France
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » March 6th, 2009, 8:07 pm

1. Your first name? Liz
1. (Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."
2. (Adjective) A positive attribute that one possesses, or can be gained by physical and mental labor, similar to coolnessand beauty.
-"She is very much Liz."

2. Your age? 30
porn
derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn.
While Steve's mom was in the room...

Alex: Hey, dudes, i found some sick ass 30 last night.

3. A friend? Janine
janine isn't defined yet.

4. What should you be doing? Exercising
Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.
May cause heart attack and muscle falure.
Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"
Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"

5. Favorite color? Red
Red is a nickname given to red-headed females by strangers walking by. Its supposed to be a term of endearment, but I don't quite understand it. Having red hair, I have been called Red many times by strangers. If I were to say "Nada Brown (or Blonde, or Black, or Grey), whad up wit you?", that would be insulting. So why is it ok to call me Red?
"Yo Red, whad up?"
"Hey Red, happy new year."
"Sup Red?"

6. Hometown? Cleveland
(brace yourselves, it's long!) Also known as C-Town by natives, Cleveland is a famous city in the northern area of Ohio that may be even more popular then the capital of Ohio, Columbus. It borders Lake Erie and is known for extreme, ever-changing weather. It is also known for being the poorest city in the United States, very culturally diverse, and the origin of many rap/hip hop artists. There is a lot of cultural pride here, occasionally racism (Mostly the ever-ignorant Black vs. White. Both sides are guilty - Police specificly target blacks, and then there is a day called May Day where white people cannot attend school unless they want their ass kicked.) There are many gangs in Cleveland that mostly deal drugs and fight other gangs. Drugs and illegal substances are quite common here. The sports teams of Cleveland are the Indians (Baseball, was good in the 90s, offends Native Americans everywhere and has a big fluffy purple mascot named Slider,) Cavaliers (Basketball, now made famous by LeBron James and Usher,) Browns (Football, now returned and worse than ever,) Barons(Hockey, replaced the Lumber Jacks,) and Force (Soccer.)

If you go to Cleveland, you have to go to the Jake (Jacob's Field), the Q (used to be Gund Arena,) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Hard Rock at least once. There's also something called the Warehouse District, West Side Market, Tower City, and other stuff if you're feeling adventurous.

Sorry if this sucked, I just thought Cleveland needed a detailed definition.
"We're here with C-Town's finest."
"LeBron James lived Akron before the Cleveland Cavaliers snatched him up."
"What it do, C-Town?"
"If you are a woman in Cleveland, bring pepper spray, because many get raped here. Other then that it's pretty nice."

7. Birth month? October
Tenth month of the year, and also the month of the Libra. Opal is the beautiful birthstone for October. Very exciting month. Fall takes effect, columbus sailed the ocean blue, and you can give a treat or get your azz tricked all in this month.
The tenth month of the year is October.

8. Last person I spoke with? Jolie
Verb
Language of origin: Hollywood
To become romantically linked with a person who is already in a relationship resulting in the demise of their relationship
Fenton: Oh I love Matt but he is totally smitten with his boyfriend Paul.
Eddie: Fenton you aren't going to jolie them are you!

9. Where I am located? Couch
Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

10. What was I thinking about right now? Vampires
Sexy, beautiful creatures who can seduce anyone into getting their blood sucked by them.
"I come to suck your blood!" |:>
"Sure! Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable?..." ;)
"...???" /:|
"Remember - every time your dog gets somewhere on a tight leash *a fairy dies and it's all your fault.* Think of the fairies." http://www.positivepetzine.com"

http://www.pitbullzen.com
http://inaradog.wordpress.com
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Postby Jenn » March 6th, 2009, 8:29 pm

. What should you be doing? Exercising
Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.
May cause heart attack and muscle falure.


lmao
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Postby BigDogBuford » March 6th, 2009, 8:37 pm

Go to UrbanDictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.


1. Your name? Hottie McNaughty
someone who is extremly good looking; or bangable.
Damn, check out that Hottie McNaughty!


2. Your age? 38
A name that refers to two popular firearms calibers.
.38 Special is found in many revolvers, and is a truncated version of the .357 Magnum. .38 Special rounds may be discharged from a revolver chambered for .357 Magnum.
.38 Super is an autopistol caliber. It is more powerful than 9x19, but less powerful than .40SW or .357SIG. Made famous by gangsters in the thirties, the .38 Super was capable of penetrating bullet proof vests- something the .45ACP could not. Today, the round can be stopped by most vests. It is relatively uncommon caliber. Several gun manufacturers produce nickel-plated 1911-style guns to discharge this round.
"Bust you up with 38s"

3. A friend? Sydni
Sydni in other words known as Sydni Jo
Is he best girl in the world with a very nice ass that I like to grab and squeeze and touch.
Sydni is awesome!!

4. What should you be doing? cooking
when someone cooks heroin on a spoon 2 inject in 2arm leg toes or cock
im cooking some heroin

5. Favourite colour? Orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick smurfing pumpkin monster."


6. Hometown? Seattle
The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city.

It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle.

And ohh yeah, we're smart, too.
I'm so glad to live in Seattle.


7. Month of your birthday? December
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.


8. Last person you talked to? Chris
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

9. Where are you right now? Kitchen
The hair on the back of you neck that is nappy, un-tameable
Damn your kitchen look messed up. or Man your kitchen is lookin' like whoopi goldbers' arm pit.


10. What are you thinking about right now? food
a substance you eat,then poop out.usually followed my a nap.
hungry.....need food....
~Jeanine

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
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Postby Jenn » March 6th, 2009, 10:24 pm

1. Name Jennifer
a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
she alwayas smiles!she is such a jennifer

2. age 30 (same as Liz's so i typed the word thirty instead)
A thirty pack of beers (thirty rack).
A thirty of natty light's only around $15.

3. Friend Katie
A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.
''Call katie she'll go out''


4. I should be sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.

5. Color - Silver
It's All Good; Everything is all good.
-How you feel, yo?
-Man, you know I'm silver.
In the periodic table of elements, the symbol for silver is AG

6. Texas (good enough)

The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.

AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma. :lol3:
I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.

7. birthday month - March
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

8. last talked to Mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

9. I'm in the recliner
Something every man wants, smurf sitting next to people.
Hand over the La-Z-Boy recliner and no one loses a limb!

10. I'm thinking about "a friend"
what women keep calling me
she just wants to be my friend...i am never leave my parents house agin...except for maybe the occasional everquest lan-party
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Postby jmashaney » March 7th, 2009, 1:46 am

1. Your name: Julie

"a girl who talks too much but also very hottt!
omfgzz! shut up julie, your hot, lets make out ;) "

2. Your age:

"The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).

When I turn 29, I'll be the age I'm going to be for the rest of my life.

A child asks his grandma, "How old are you?"
Her reply, "29." "

3. A friend: Jaime

"The Master of the universe. Even better than He-Man
oh no! It's Jaime! Get on your knees! "

4. What should you be doing? Resting

"
To slack off from any responsibility and veg for an undetermined amount of time.
I decided resting was the only way for me to maintain my sanity. "

5. Favorite color: Purple

"Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple! "

6. Hometown: 409 (area code)

"an areacode that represents the southeast texas cities of Beaumont, Port Arthur, and Orange. better known locally as the golden triangle.
if ya in that 281, 713, 832, 409 that mean ya 3rd coast born, texas raised. "

7. Month of your birthday: May

"may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore" "

HAHAHAHAHA....yup.

8. Last person you talked to? Paul

"A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so. "

9. Where are you right now? Office

"adjective: a term accidentally used by a certain Philadelphia radio star in place of the word "awesome".
Example sentence: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!"
New and improved sentence: "Man, that movie was OFFICE!"

10. What are you thinking about right now? snot

"Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980.
A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago! "
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Postby Marinepits » March 7th, 2009, 9:40 am

1. Your name? Jenifer

a mexican prep, who is caring and sweet. has a bad ass car.
don't hate aprreciate, your a jenifer


2. Your age? 41

A good looking or HOT, female. Used as a code so others will not know what you are talking about.
Look at that 41 behind us or thats a 41 at the door.

The sticking of ones penis in anothers ear.
In Scary Movie, Ray gets a huge 41 in a bathroom stall.

the international number for gay people.
That guy's a homo! He's a real 41.

3. A friend? Caroline

Caroline is extremely fine - Most Caroline's have a nice booty - And in some cases use a golden calculator to divide - Fellas love her - Ladies hate her.
Alex: That girl Caroline is a sexy beast
Samantha: Ugh I totally hate her!!
Alex: Did you see that poppin booty ??
Samantha: Eww you pervert!!
Alex: She let me touch her golden calculator
Samantha: That Little Slut!!!
Alex: Getcha Mind out of the gutter


4. What should you be doing? eating breakfast

A mythological event before the dawn of time.
"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"

5. Favourite colour? black

Considered a color. However, it really represents the absorption of all other colors in the spectrum, in a similar (but inverse) way white reflects all other colors. The opposite of white.

Also, a supposedly slimming color on obese femals (it doesn't work ladies).
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.

6. Hometown? New Haven

PIZZA. pepe's, the spot, sally's, bar, dayton street. Downtown where the meatheads roam and 16 year old girls show ID's made of paper to go to alchemy, oracle, nikkita, gotham, sci-fi, ponchos. quinnipiac kids welcome, yale kids stay at the f'in library. ball at edgewood park during the day, concerts on the green every saturday night, rest in peace new haven coliseum. you have cross, hillhouse, career high schools, SCSU, the farnham house, slums, bums, million dollar cribs, champagne hoes with kool-aid money. The dopest city in CT, elm city baby 203.
where a 2 hour wait on wooster street is nothing for pepe's clams casino: New Haven.

7. Month of your birthday? October

The awesomest month of the year!
Oh, it's October! Super-rad, give me an octopus.

8. Last person you talked to? Steve

Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
My name is Steve
All hail Steve, the almighty


9. Where are you right now? living room

A room in which people sit around in when they're bored at their house.
Generally, there is a tv, and one or more couches.
What are you doing?
Sitting in my living room, bored.


10. What are you thinking about right now? food

Food: as in what models dont eat
Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.
Never make someone a priority in your life when that someone treats you like an option.
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Postby TheRedQueen » March 7th, 2009, 10:47 am

1. Your name? Erin

1. Ireland.
2. A person's, mostly girl's, name.
1. Aye, Erin is lovely this time of year.
2. That girl's name is Erin. She's awesome.

2. Your age? 33

(I chose the second one because I like beer better than weed.)
Rolling Rock beer. The labels for Rolling Rock, brewed in Latrobe PA, all have a mysterious "33" printed on them. Two of the many theories are that it either stands for 1933 (the year Prohibition was repealed), or that it is there because there are 33 words in their slogan:
"From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe we tender this premium beer
for your enjoyment, as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain srings to you."
Whatever it means, it's a tasty beer!
33
Ray: What kind of beer did you pick up for the party?
Will: 33
Ray: I'll be there.

3. A friend? Terri (a rather butch lesbian) :giggle:

the cutest hunny bunny you will ever meet
the cutest girl in the school

4. What should you be doing? taking a shower

1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.
taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

5. Favourite colour? Pink

slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink

6. Hometown? Carmel, IN (actually quite true)

A city in Indiana where a bunch of rich people live. Filled with Paris Hilton wannabes who drive huge cars and listen to rap music when they clearly shouldn't.
Every single teenage girl in Carmel has a pink RAZR. Every single one.

7. Month of your birthday? August

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!

8. Last person you talked to? John

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"

9. Where are you right now? living room

A room in which people sit around in when they're bored at their house.
Generally, there is a tv, and one or more couches.
What are you doing?
Sitting in my living room, bored.

10. What are you thinking about right now? Puppies

Baby dogs.

Womens Breasts, also refered to as Funbags, Hooters
Oh my lord I think she is going to let the puppies out

:shock: Things used to bait the kiddies.
Man: "I have some puppies in my van."

Boy: "Oh gee-wizz, puppies!"

Man: "Mmmm"
"I don't have any idea if my dogs respect me or not, but they're greedy and I have their stuff." -- Patty Ruzzo

"Dogs don't want to control people. They want to control their own lives." --John Bradshaw
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Postby SvcDogSawyer » March 7th, 2009, 2:44 pm

1. Your name? John
a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"

2. Your age? 39
The act of doggy style, hitting it from the back ferociously, sliding up to the bumper in order to saddle up and ride.

3. A friend? Alena
One that is smart, witty, very sexy, honest, follows her heart, hard working, goal driven, easy to fall in love with, impossible to fall out of love with, generous, thoughtful, understanding.
Alena will always do great things.

4. What should you be doing? Erin
Erin is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Erins who rule.
guy: your just like Erin
girl: omg thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

5. Favourite colour? Deep Purple
A great british 70's rock band! Its guitarist Ritchie Blackmore, Keyboardist Jon Lord, and drummer Ian Paice are all excellent musicians.
This band was known to have witnesses a lot of changes in its line-up.
Who's your favorite Deep Purple vocalist?
Ian Gillan, or David Coverdale?

6. Hometown? Laurel, MD
A girl that is the total package. She has a beautiful face and a great body.

7. Month of your birthday? August
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!

8. Last person you talked to? Inara
noun
1. Character in Joss Whedon's Firefly.
2. The act of declining a proposition, delivering an insult, or placating an adversary with utmost poise, in a manner which allows the other party to either hear what they want to hear, or take the truth in the gentlest manner possible.
*A friend walks in wearing a truly horrifying red jumper*
'What do you think? I bought it in the sale...!'
'I like red. Red is a lovely, warm colour.'

'Would you like to come up for coffee?'
'That's a very sweet thing for you to offer...'
'That's not a "yes".'
'It's not a "no", either...'

'How about we meet up again, some time?'
'Some time, definitely.' (very slight emphasis on 'some')

'Way to pull an Inara, back there! That guy couldn't tell if you were insulting him, or coming on to him. I don't think he'll be bothering us again, soon... until he works it out, at least.'

9. Where are you right now? Scooter
Something you ride but don't tell your friends
"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."
The worlds finest form of transport.
Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.

10. What are you thinking about right now? Movies
One of Gods gifts to man. They can make you cry, laugh, horny, tired, excited, scared and more. Without movies this world wouldn't be as good.
John & Sawyer

"Damn Walkies"
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Postby BritneyP » March 7th, 2009, 5:15 pm

1. Your name? Britney.
A poor or negligent parent.
"I looked in the back seat and realized I forgot to buckle my kid in. I'm such a Britney."

2. Your age? 22.
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.

"1) Don't tote no 22's
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22"


3. A friend?
Liisa.
That fun, totally gorgeous, blonde girl who likes music and theatre, but is totally easy and has huge tits. She hangs out with some cool people, alot of gay men, and musicians. She likes to sing every word she says.. which is weird.

"MAN1: Hey, did you see Liisa yesterday?
MAN2: Yeah! She's totally hot."


4. What should you be doing? Cleaning.
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."


That is SO accurate it's scary!!! :shock:

5. Favourite colour? Pink.
slang reference to the vagina

"im gonna get me some pink"


6. Hometown? Portland, ME.
The largest city in Maine. About a hundred miles north of Boston, Massachusetts, Portland is built on a peninsula in Casco Bay. About 150,000 people live in the area, including South Portland, Cape Elizabeth, Falmouth, and other nearby towns.

The city has burned down and been almost completely rebuilt four times. One of the fires was caused by the town being ordered burned down by an angry sea captain denied service at a bar.

Portland, Maine is the city Portland, Oregon was named after in a coin toss. If the coin had landed on the other side, the city in Oregon would be called Boston.

Portland is also the birthplace of the authors Henry Wadsworth Longfellow and Stephen King.
Portland is the best city in northern New England for the miles of beautiful rocky beaches. The snow is great in the winter, and the water off the coast gets warm enough to swim in by June.

7. Month of your birthday? August.
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
"You look August tonight my love!"

8. Last person you talked to? Rob.
Is a very powerful name. Most CEO's are named Robert, which in return they are usualy wealthy. Parents that name thier child Robert expect them to be very succesful. It is usually seen as the first born son's name. A good match for Robert's are females named Brittany or Nishelle. The names Robert and Brittany together tend to create an everlasting love that will never end.
"CEO of the multi-billion dollar corporation is named Robert and his wife is named Brittany."

Okay.. now I'm just creeped out!!! :o

9. Where are you right now? Living room.
A room in which people sit around in when they're bored at their house.
Generally, there is a tv, and one or more couches.

"What are you doing?
Sitting in my living room, bored."


10. What are you thinking about right now? Spring.
The time period, in the Northern Hemisphere, between Winter (Dec. 21 to Mar. 20) and Summer (June 21 to Sept. 20), usually starting on the Vernal Equinox, March 21st and lasting until June 20th.

"In Canada, we don't really have spring, summer and autumn, just winter and road repair season!"

That was REALLY funny! lol
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Postby call2arms » April 14th, 2009, 7:58 pm

1. Your name? Isa

1-the cooler one of the twins, the master twin that owns the other one. she is so cool and arturo really wants to be like her, but he cant.
look! its isa! the hottest, coolest, and best person ever! poor arturo, hes so nasty.
2-It stands for 'insha allah', in the muslim chatting world.. it's like 'okay' or 'hope so'...

2. Your age? 24
1-24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.

3. A friend? Genevieve
1-Something to describe something amazing
AAAH thats proper genevieve that is

4. What should you be doing? Sleeping
1-A gateway drug to being awake.
What's the point in sleeping? I'll just be awake again tomorrow?5. Favourite colour?

6. Hometown? Montreal
1-Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.
Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit.
The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there.
Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles.
The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians.
The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it.
And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation.
Sex drugs and rock n roll.
Don't forget the clubs
Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs.
Drinking age : 18 Years
People drink : In parks.
Cops : Too drunk to notice.
Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal!
Kid #2 : No wonder your hair is now green7. Month of your birthday? August.
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
"You look August tonight my love!"
2- A fine city with a rich and unique history, lovely parks, and a diverse population that is typically recognized for being little more than a great party town by unbelievably lame American jerkoffs who go there to get wasted and hit strip joints.
"I love Montreal! Supersexe is so cool and the Peel Pub is the best bar ev--ARRRGHHH!" (gets punched).8. Last person you talked to?

9. Where are you right now? Guelph, ON
1-Verb usage of the word: slang term for vomiting. The only condition is you absolutely MUST be intoxicated when you "guelph"
"what's wrong with Tyler?"
"Typical...he had too much wellington's, had sun-sun's and then guelphed all over the place"

10. What are you thinking about right now? Headache
1- An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.
2-An adverse side effect of staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, five days a week.
“Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.” Chuck Palahniuk


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I can say words like undifferentiated gonads now!
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Postby SLS61185 » April 17th, 2009, 3:53 pm

1. Your name? Stacie
So fuckin hott that you don't even want to call her Stacie...instead you call her Stacilicious!
Damn Stacie is so fine!

I know I wanna hit that Stacilicious ass!

2. Your age? 23
The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike


3. A friend? Cherie
an amazing girl (: somebody you can always rely on. most cheries are usually stunning. guys are found throwing themselves at cherie. Emilys best friend. cherie is somebody that you could never compare to. a shooting star.
"woah thats amazing, its like cherie."

"that girl is pretty, must be called cherie or somethin"


4. What should you be doing? Taking a shower
1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.
taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

5. Favourite colour? (spelled it for the canadians!) Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.


6. Hometown? Spotsylvania
A county in what is now considered Northern Virginia for the vast population commuting to the District of Columbia. Often associated with the city of Fredericksburg. A lot of developement and people moving to the area. With that, a lot of the rednecks are dieng out. Thank God O.O . Many cool things to come to the area in a few years such as Kalahari Water Park & Hotel (indoor) and Worldstreet (huge shopping "mall" with stores from all over the world). So Fredericksburg isn't that bad... i mean, if you don't like developement then you should move. Fredericksburg is going to be hit hard soon.
I live in Spotsylvania County.

We commute from Spotsylvania County.

We're moving to Spotsylvania County


7. Month of your birthday? June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!


8. Last person you talked to? Mike
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
He mike'd it up again. DOH!

9. Where are you right now? Bedroom
The romp room. ;-)
Hey Janet, let's go to the bedroom!


10. What are you thinking about right now? Work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
Stac

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Postby furever_pit » December 1st, 2009, 11:15 pm

1. Your name? Alison
A beautiful, hott, sexy girl. One who thinks she is not pretty but is the most gorgeous person ive ever seen. she will one day end up with all she ever dreamed of, because she didnt take advantage of what she had when she was younger.
damn i want an Alison!!

2. Your age? 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.

3. A friend? Monique
A traditional name for a very beautiful young lady. She is found in very rare numbers within the Canterbury region in Aoteroa. Sporting a beautiful tan and an amazing personality. Monique is a fantastic person to be around and in the company of.
Only the luckiest guy ever gets to be in the presence of Monique.
"Dogg, who's your girl?"
"She's Monique"
"You are one lucky S.O.B, she is smokin' "
"Tell me something I don't know!!!"


4. What should you be doing? sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

( :shock: Holy cow! I hope it's okay I posted that.)

5. Favourite colour? green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6. Hometown? Durham
Durham is the ghetto member of the Triangle, along with their hippy neighbor Chapel Hill and their cleaner, more cultured, and infinitely more snobby neighbor Raleigh.

Infamous for its crime and being all around ghetto, as well as being the home of the very prestigious, yet very controversial Duke University, Durham gets flak from pretty much everybody, which is sad because most Durhamites are among the greatest people out there.

"Honey, would you grab my Kevlar-reinforced suit, please? I have a business meeting in Durham today."

7. Month of your birthday? July
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July

8. Last person you talked to? Chris
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

9. Where are you right now? my bedroom
The romp room. ;-)
Hey Janet, let's go to the bedroom!

10. What are you thinking about right now? life
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
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Postby Jenn » December 2nd, 2009, 12:28 am

( :shock: Holy cow! I hope it's okay I posted that.)


:giggle: I think it already came up a few times, I forgot about this one ~ funny!
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure....
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Postby Dukes_mom » December 2nd, 2009, 3:57 am

1. Your name: Rebecca
The name Rebecca origionated from the daughter of Goddess of Beauty! She wanted to bring one and only beauty to brighten the world and she decided to name her REBECCA, the Shining Star!
While the Goddess was looking in the sky with her Handsome Husband, she saw the name REBECCA Glowing in the SKY!

2. Your age:18
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

3. A friend: Victoria
In Ireland, this is a name givin to someone that makes you laugh alot.
I was laughing all day because of a Victoria i know.

4. What should you be doing? Cleaning
The only sport women should be allowed to play.
Woman; "im gonna play in the Olympics one day"

Man; "shut the f*** up n do some cleaning!!!"

(made me laugh)

5. Favorite color: hot pink
The most awsome color ever!
My favorite thing is hot pink nail polish, you can see it miles away!
I also like hot pink belts and shoe laces they rock!
Hot pink is the best color to wear with black!

6. Hometown: Idaho (this was better then the nampa ones)
The land of forests and very clean cities where half of the citizens have never even seen a potato farm. Land where Napolean Dynamite was filmed and we're proud of it! It kicks ass, but you never really learn to appreicate it until you move to some crappy town like Spokane.
IDAHO KICKS ASS and only an Idahoan could understand.

7. Month of your birthday: February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people.

8. Last person you talked to? Travis
hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.
Travis es en fuego!!

9. Where are you right now? Bedroom
The romp room. ;-)
Hey Janet, let's go to the bedroom!

10. What are you thinking about right now? Food
a substance you eat,then poop out.usually followed by a nap.
hungry.....need food....
~*~Rebecca~*~
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Postby dogged » December 2nd, 2009, 12:08 pm

1. Name?
christen 84 up, 19 down
To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.
Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!
OR
Have you christened your new apartment yet?

2. Age?
21
The age at which one is finally considered human.


3. A friend:
Sarah
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!
The translation of "Sarah" is "princess"

4. What I should be doing:
Studying
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."


5. Favorite color:
Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.

6. Hometown:
They didn't have my country hick town, so I went with...
Augusta, GA 15 up, 6 down
Nasty ass ghetto city in Georgia more commonly known as Disgusta. Has a lot of pollution, crime, and just pure ass nastiness. The place smells like ass and looks like a third world country. Half the population is retarded and the other half just look that way. It would be the perfect location for a post apocalyptic zombie movie.
Take a trip to Augusta, GA and it will make Detroit seem like paradise.

7. Birth Month:
Febuary
The way that all complete morons/cretins pronounce the second month of the year. Which, by the way, is FebRuary.

8. Last person I spoke with:
robin
a very outgoing person capable of about everything
dude that sexy guy must be a robin!

9. Where I am located:
georgia
the adventure state. the most beautiful state in the country. i could never live anywhere else.we have great accents, good food, friendly people. everything anyone could want!
georgia!georgia! georgia on my mind.

10. What was I thinking about right now:
bacon
n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."

John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
"Hey, I'm glad I found you. I need your approval to cut down some lollipop trees outside the sea monkey hut. These decisions have to go through you because you're the mayor of crazy town."
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