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Postby BullyLady » December 20th, 2008, 1:40 pm

Crap! I'm dying early too!
Cathleen: At age 48 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.


Oh well, at least my death will be surprising and original. :giggle:
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Postby TheRedQueen » December 20th, 2008, 2:27 pm

Wow...you can tell that John and I live together...we're dying of the same thing. :shock: He's just surprised he's making it all the way to 84...


John: At age 84 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
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Postby StalkerBlueDog » December 20th, 2008, 2:38 pm

Jillian Ellis: At age 35 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. :doh:
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Postby TheRedQueen » December 20th, 2008, 4:51 pm

StalkerBlueDog wrote:Jillian Ellis: At age 35 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. :doh:


*snort* :lol3:
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Postby Pit♥bull » December 20th, 2008, 5:12 pm

Pit$Bull wrote:
Bob: At age 114

Pit$Bull wrote:Trouble: At age 17 (119 in human years)

hugapitbull wrote:Shanna: At age 105
We must be doing something right :) or does the old adage apply "Only the good die young" :|
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Postby StalkerBlueDog » December 20th, 2008, 5:44 pm

Hehe.. just did Dawn and Kaylee.

Dawn: At age 55 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) :martini:

Who know Dawn was such a Lush! That's what she's been doing while I'm at work! She better lay off while there's the possiblity of puppies! I don't want fetal alchohol syndrome puppies!

Kaylee: At age 54 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. :ROFL2:
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Postby TinaMartin » December 22nd, 2008, 10:32 am

At 87 I will die of an over dose of methamphetamines! :shock:
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Postby Robin B » December 24th, 2008, 9:46 pm

Robin: At age 55 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
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Postby demolitionic » December 25th, 2008, 12:45 am

amanda: At age 70 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

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Postby cheekymunkee » December 25th, 2008, 1:05 am

Debby: At age 86 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.


At least I dont have to wander far from home
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Postby Marinepits » December 25th, 2008, 9:40 am

It's probably going to be one of those machete-wielding tree-dwellers that gets ya. :shake:
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Postby cheekymunkee » December 25th, 2008, 7:37 pm

Marinepits wrote:It's probably going to be one of those machete-wielding tree-dwellers that gets ya. :shake:



Probably, those sons of bitches.
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Postby Robin B » December 25th, 2008, 11:08 pm

I forgot to say by what it says below I have just short of 9 years....now how much fun & trubble can I have and cause in this time......well it's enough time to find out as it aint like I am going to drop dead with no time to find out.

'Robin: At age 55 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.'


Plus it sounds like it may be not a boaring way to go & also it wouldn't be a way of deing dead at home and not found untill some one reported a bad smell.
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Postby Hahnsie1 » January 20th, 2009, 2:58 am

jennifer hahn: At age 77 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
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Postby TinaMartin » January 20th, 2009, 8:56 am

Hahnsie1 wrote:jennifer hahn: At age 77 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

At least you wont be a 87 yr old Meth head! :mrgreen:
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Postby Hahnsie1 » January 20th, 2009, 10:53 pm

well then i got something going for me...lol
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Postby SLS61185 » February 21st, 2009, 4:52 pm

Stacie: At age 44 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
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Postby DemoDick » February 22nd, 2009, 2:39 pm

Demo Dick: At age 55 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.


At first glance, I thought this was really silly, as I'm a teetotaler.

Then I looked a little closer. Heroin (the opiate) does not have an "e" at the end of it. Heroine (female protagonist) does, however.

So at 55 I will be sexed to death by female superheros. I can live with that.

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » February 23rd, 2009, 9:33 am

Lisa: At age 91 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.


At least I will be on extasy when I die
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Postby BritneyP » February 26th, 2009, 2:04 pm

Wyldmoonwoman wrote:
Lisa: At age 91 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.


At least I will be on extasy when I die


Good call!!! :dance: :wink:
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