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Postby Jenn » November 24th, 2008, 2:50 pm

Dear (someone),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1) . I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12)(Your name).






1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When you smacked my ass
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I quoted Forest Gump
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When u finally changed ur underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Carve your initials into
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Put whipped cream on
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - vexed
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Otherr - Slutty

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - The cut toenails
Red - Your Hannah Montanna underwear
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink(ish) - Your love letters to me
Other - The pictures from Vegas

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - My virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Haven’t showered in a month
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - am better off without you
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Y/Z – Never will forget that night

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism Is Weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Other – Thanks for the Cocaine

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Italy - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure....
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Postby Jenn » November 24th, 2008, 2:55 pm

Dear Liz

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me, in your apartment and I saw you put whipped cream on your my little pony collection. I'm sure you're slutty enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and you should stop picking your nose.

Love,

Jenn

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Postby pitbullmamaliz » November 24th, 2008, 3:11 pm

Dear Jenn,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your apartment and I saw you hit on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I'm sure you're slutty enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your neighbor's dog as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and thank for the cocaine.

Your everlasting enemy, Liz.
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Postby Jenn » November 24th, 2008, 3:13 pm

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Postby TheRedQueen » November 24th, 2008, 3:14 pm

Dear Liz,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey at the Elton John concert and I saw you drive over my corned beef hash . I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your neighbour’s dog as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and thanks for the cocaine.

Go drown yourself,
Erin

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Postby CinderDee » November 24th, 2008, 3:38 pm

Dear Liz,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when u finally changed ur underwear Outside of your office and I saw you hit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I haven’t showered in a month and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Your everlasting enemy
Dee
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Postby Jenn » November 24th, 2008, 4:07 pm

CinderDee wrote: You should also know that I haven’t showered in a month and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Your everlasting enemy
Dee

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Postby dogged » November 24th, 2008, 4:35 pm

Dear Dee,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass at the mental hospital and I saw you put whipped cream on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I'm sure you're slutty enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I haven’t showered in a month and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Warm tingly sensations;
dogged
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Postby TheRedQueen » November 24th, 2008, 4:41 pm

dogged wrote:I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting.


This makes me giggle... :dance: I'm going to insult someone with it...soon...
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