How To Tell if You're Married

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Postby Marinepits » July 11th, 2008, 3:17 pm

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That
night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask
over their
eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over
he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
me and
said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made
love all
night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all
night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house
for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather
bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he
came in the
door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
Never make someone a priority in your life when that someone treats you like an option.
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Postby CinderDee » July 11th, 2008, 3:26 pm

Haaahaaaaahaaa! I need that!
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Postby BigDogBuford » July 11th, 2008, 3:33 pm

Haha!

Batman's sexy.
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Postby jmashaney » July 11th, 2008, 3:43 pm

Still a newlywed, so it doesn't apply yet. But yeah, I can see that happening down the road.
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Postby Jenn » July 11th, 2008, 4:02 pm

lmao
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » July 11th, 2008, 5:33 pm

:giggle:
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Postby airwalk » July 11th, 2008, 5:35 pm

Not all married women :dance:
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Postby Marinepits » July 11th, 2008, 5:47 pm

Ooooo, you dirty girl! :lol3:
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Postby BigDogBuford » July 11th, 2008, 6:06 pm

airwalk wrote:Not all married women :dance:


Is your new nickname the "Caped Crusader?"
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Postby airwalk » July 11th, 2008, 6:57 pm

Depends on who you talk to....
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Postby KJS » July 12th, 2008, 3:57 am

LOL...
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Postby airwalk » July 13th, 2008, 1:15 pm

Okay, now they've changed by name and no one is going to know why on earth I'm called the Caped Crusader...sheesh.

I can't help it if black leather bras, stiletto heels rev's his motor...I could tell you a few other things that do as well.... :wink: naw
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Postby TheRedQueen » July 13th, 2008, 1:23 pm

airwalk wrote:Okay, now they've changed by name and no one is going to know why on earth I'm called the Caped Crusader...sheesh.

I can't help it if black leather bras, stiletto heels rev's his motor...I could tell you a few other things that do as well.... :wink: naw


Good for you! :cheer:

Do I have to post about my exploits to get a cool title too? :smileUp:
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Postby Jenn » July 13th, 2008, 1:33 pm

:lol3:
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Postby airwalk » July 13th, 2008, 11:06 pm

TheRedQueen wrote:
airwalk wrote:Okay, now they've changed by name and no one is going to know why on earth I'm called the Caped Crusader...sheesh.

I can't help it if black leather bras, stiletto heels rev's his motor...I could tell you a few other things that do as well.... :wink: naw


Good for you! :cheer:

Do I have to post about my exploits to get a cool title too? :smileUp:


Yes cause then they'll know I'm not the only dirty girl here.
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Postby sw_df27 » July 16th, 2008, 1:58 pm

lol that was a good one!!!
oh and your not the only dirty one on here I myself have alot of leather and thigh high heels :dance: :D
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Postby amazincc » July 16th, 2008, 2:12 pm

lol
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Postby Asta » July 27th, 2008, 5:24 pm

That was hilarious lol

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Postby pmashaney81 » August 12th, 2008, 5:04 pm

jmashaney wrote:Still a newlywed, so it doesn't apply yet. But yeah, I can see that happening down the road.


Don't count on it...

I would wait until dinner is cooked to make the batman comment :D
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Postby cheekymunkee » August 13th, 2008, 7:09 pm

pmashaney81 wrote:
jmashaney wrote:Still a newlywed, so it doesn't apply yet. But yeah, I can see that happening down the road.


Don't count on it...

I would wait until dinner is cooked to make the batman comment :D


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