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Postby amazincc » June 19th, 2008, 1:31 am

a herd of elephants running up the hill - what time is it??? :|
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Postby madremissy » June 19th, 2008, 1:37 am

time to run :confused:
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Postby gayrghts » June 19th, 2008, 1:58 am

What did the psychiatrist charge the elephant?

$90 for the session and $500 for the couch.

Highlight above to read the answer :)
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Postby BullyLady » June 19th, 2008, 10:05 am

gayrghts wrote:What did the psychiatrist charge the elephant?



LMAO
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Postby KJS » June 19th, 2008, 12:12 pm

amazincc wrote:a herd of elephants running up the hill - what time is it??? :|


Time to find a wheelbarrow and a shovel..elephant poop would be great fertilizer! :mrgreen:
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Postby Beth » June 19th, 2008, 8:09 pm

Time to put the Vodka down.
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Postby BigDogBuford » June 19th, 2008, 8:23 pm

What to you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?


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Brown chicken brown cow *but you have to say it in sing song porno music style*
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Postby amazincc » June 19th, 2008, 8:28 pm

LMAO


My neighbor asked me this elephant question - I answered:" Time to leave the beach..."

He very seriously educated me:" It MUST be after dark, because that's when all the rodents come out - and everyone KNOWS that elephants are afraid of mice..." :lol3:
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Postby gayrghts » June 19th, 2008, 10:27 pm

When Christine posted this... i thought i'd be smart :neener: and go look for the answer...

:google: you'd be amazed :shock: at the #####'s of pages of jokes about elephants....

just absolutely tons... :o
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Postby TheRedQueen » June 19th, 2008, 10:36 pm

BigDogBuford wrote:What to you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?


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Brown chicken brown cow *but you have to say it in sing song porno music style*


:bounce: Thanks, now I have a porno groove running through my head...
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Postby lellis34 » July 11th, 2008, 3:33 pm

KJS wrote:
amazincc wrote:a herd of elephants running up the hill - what time is it??? :|


Time to find a wheelbarrow and a shovel..elephant poop would be great fertilizer! :mrgreen:


Makes great paper apparently too. http://www.poopoopaper.com/index.html
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