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by madremissy » June 19th, 2008, 1:37 am
time to run 
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madremissy - I have a basketball and I'm not afraid to use it.
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by gayrghts » June 19th, 2008, 1:58 am
What did the psychiatrist charge the elephant?
$90 for the session and $500 for the couch.
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$90 for the session and $500 for the couch.
Highlight above to read the answer
Heather
A dog teaches a (kid) boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a (kid) boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
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by BigDogBuford » June 19th, 2008, 8:23 pm
What to you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
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Brown chicken brown cow *but you have to say it in sing song porno music style*
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Brown chicken brown cow *but you have to say it in sing song porno music style*
~Jeanine
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
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by amazincc » June 19th, 2008, 8:28 pm
My neighbor asked me this elephant question - I answered:" Time to leave the beach..."
He very seriously educated me:" It MUST be after dark, because that's when all the rodents come out - and everyone KNOWS that elephants are afraid of mice..."
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by gayrghts » June 19th, 2008, 10:27 pm
When Christine posted this... i thought i'd be smart 
and go look for the answer...
you'd be amazed 
at the #####'s of pages of jokes about elephants....
just absolutely tons...
and go look for the answer... you'd be amazed at the #####'s of pages of jokes about elephants.... just absolutely tons...
Heather
A dog teaches a (kid) boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a (kid) boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
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gayrghts - I live here
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by TheRedQueen » June 19th, 2008, 10:36 pm
BigDogBuford wrote:What to you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
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Brown chicken brown cow *but you have to say it in sing song porno music style*
Thanks, now I have a porno groove running through my head..."I don't have any idea if my dogs respect me or not, but they're greedy and I have their stuff." -- Patty Ruzzo
"Dogs don't want to control people. They want to control their own lives." --John Bradshaw
"Dogs don't want to control people. They want to control their own lives." --John Bradshaw
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by lellis34 » July 11th, 2008, 3:33 pm
KJS wrote:amazincc wrote:a herd of elephants running up the hill - what time is it???
Time to find a wheelbarrow and a shovel..elephant poop would be great fertilizer!
Makes great paper apparently too. http://www.poopoopaper.com/index.html
Ming Ming: “celery is great after a good pee”
Tuck: “you can say that again”
Ming Ming: “celery is great after a good pee”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-ZxcPE33w
Tuck: “you can say that again”
Ming Ming: “celery is great after a good pee”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-ZxcPE33w
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