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Postby a-bull » April 13th, 2006, 8:02 pm

SisMorphine wrote:
DemoDick wrote:Are you going to nueter him? How are his hips? Is he titled? You're not going to breed him until he's titled, are you? Is he moth-aggressive?

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Well she's human aggressive so I'm definitely gonna breed her so I have a bad-fanny moth. I just bought her a chain today and I have an appointment to crop her antennae.


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Can a Blocky be far behind??
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Postby Purple » April 13th, 2006, 8:17 pm

Now that's funny!
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Postby cheekymunkee » April 13th, 2006, 8:20 pm

You should cross breed her with a bat to make them bigger. Plus, if you are REAL lucky some of the babies might end up being big AND blue. Don't worry, you can still register them! I have a friend who will let you use his papers for $100.
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Postby Purple » April 13th, 2006, 8:23 pm

....funnier...!!!!
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Postby a-bull » April 13th, 2006, 9:08 pm

kidding aside, though, that thing rocks . . . and I actually love moths, too. Secrets revealed . . . :D
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Postby SisMorphine » April 13th, 2006, 11:55 pm

I came home tonight and I can't find her. I hope Wally didn't eat her. She's not on her lamp shade . . . she could be anywhere on the first floor . . . oh well. I'm a bad owner, losing my pet in the first week :)
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Postby mnp13 » April 14th, 2006, 12:31 am

That's what you get for galavanting around Maine without following proper separation protocols for your pets.

...freekin irresponsible owners....

what if that moth is out attacking children?? MSL is on the horizion and we only have you to thank for it.
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Postby SisMorphine » April 14th, 2006, 8:10 am

Me? The reason for MSL?! I think not! Just because I accidentally let one renegade mouth out, and now she's seeking blood, doesn't mean I'm a bad owner! When she bites it's just in play! You know, unless she's protecting me. I feed her gun powder to keep her mean . . .
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Postby ParisStreetPitCrew » April 14th, 2006, 12:10 pm

Did she get away? Did you find her yet?
Where does the moth live?

She's very pretty, by the way.
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Postby SisMorphine » April 14th, 2006, 12:37 pm

ParisStreetPitCrew wrote:Did she get away? Did you find her yet?
Where does the moth live?

She's very pretty, by the way.

She's just someplace in my office, in a nook or cranny, and my office is a mess so she could be anywhere!! I'll find her tomorrow when I clean . . .
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Postby Favorite Kitty » April 14th, 2006, 4:13 pm

Do they only lay eggs once in that two weeks? Maybe she went off to find a boyfriend? :)
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Postby cheekymunkee » April 14th, 2006, 4:33 pm

Hopefully she is pregnant when you find her & we can have a MOTH party!! :purpleBanana:
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » April 14th, 2006, 4:43 pm

Hehehe - it wouldn't be a PUPPY party, it'd be a PUPAE party!!!

Ahhh, I kill myself....

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Postby luvmyangels » April 14th, 2006, 4:46 pm

Wow Eggy is so cool!!
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Postby cheekymunkee » April 14th, 2006, 4:48 pm

pitbullmamaliz wrote:Hehehe - it wouldn't be a PUPPY party, it'd be a PUPAE party!!!

Ahhh, I kill myself....

:ROFL2:



You kill me too!! :D

I don't like the name Eggy though, I think she needs a new name. Like Tammy, that's a good name for a bug. :|
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Postby Hoyden » April 14th, 2006, 5:07 pm

pitbullmamaliz wrote:Hehehe - it wouldn't be a PUPPY party, it'd be a PUPAE party!!!

Ahhh, I kill myself....

:ROFL2:


You do know what they say about GREEN moths, don't you? They're human aggressive!

Make sure you have a professional assess dear Eggy, and hope that she passes with flying colors -- a professional who is paid to train and assess moths.
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Postby Sue » April 14th, 2006, 7:09 pm

Hoyden wrote:
pitbullmamaliz wrote:Hehehe - it wouldn't be a PUPPY party, it'd be a PUPAE party!!!

Ahhh, I kill myself....

:ROFL2:


You do know what they say about GREEN moths, don't you? They're human aggressive!

Make sure you have a professional assess dear Eggy, and hope that she passes with flying colors -- a professional who is paid to train and assess moths.


What are you talking about?? There are NO human aggressive moths!

I can't believe you are talking about breeding her!!! I suggest she get spayed immediately, you don't want to contribute to the problem... But then again what do I know? I just pontificate and criticise - but mostly I try to use big words to impress people, only to use them in the wrong context and look like an ass. I pray every night that someone will give me a dictionary....
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Postby a-bull » April 14th, 2006, 7:18 pm

pitbullmamaliz wrote:Hehehe - it wouldn't be a PUPPY party, it'd be a PUPAE party!!!

Ahhh, I kill myself....

:ROFL2:


LMAO!!!!
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Postby a-bull » April 14th, 2006, 7:20 pm

Sue wrote:
Hoyden wrote:
pitbullmamaliz wrote:Hehehe - it wouldn't be a PUPPY party, it'd be a PUPAE party!!!

Ahhh, I kill myself....

:ROFL2:


You do know what they say about GREEN moths, don't you? They're human aggressive!

Make sure you have a professional assess dear Eggy, and hope that she passes with flying colors -- a professional who is paid to train and assess moths.


What are you talking about?? There are NO human aggressive moths!

I can't believe you are talking about breeding her!!! I suggest she get spayed immediately, you don't want to contribute to the problem... But then again what do I know? I just pontificate and criticise - but mostly I try to use big words to impress people, only to use them in the wrong context and look like an fanny. I pray every night that someone will give me a dictionary....


Umm, back away from the ivory tower . . . back away and no one gets hurt . . . :wink3:
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Postby girlie » April 14th, 2006, 7:36 pm

:backRoll: :backRoll: :backRoll:

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