"You guys better put some close on me. I've been out for like forever. I mean it's been 5 minutes already"
"Ok who put this mess in my eyes. If I go blind my daddy is going to get me an attack pit bull seeing eye dog to get your arse"
" I swear the nipple was like this big so I fainted like this"
"9 months in solitary womb confinement. I need a smoke"
" I finally have someone to blame for writing on the couch"
"I hope they don't think I'm babysitting these two nut jobs"
" We're going to run daddy crazy then empty his pockets. Just look at us we're totally cute"
" We'll let our cousin in this one.....but she better not get to close to my daddy"
Poor Daddy.
