Knife Fight

Postby SisMorphine » June 18th, 2007, 1:14 am

While preparing for a knife fight with the world's most prolific opponent (don't ask unless your Cheeky), I cut off my friend's pinky finger to prove that she is harcore.

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Note to all: cutting off someone's pinky finger with a regular pair of scissors takes a while. I suggest using a chain saw, or at least meat scissors. No sense in wasting time!
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » June 18th, 2007, 8:26 am

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Postby cheekymunkee » June 18th, 2007, 10:30 am

I think you should have cut off her thumb. And use a cleaver next time. MUCH faster. But yeah, she is pretty hard core.
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Postby iluvk9 » June 18th, 2007, 1:45 pm

Wait....you have FRIENDS?
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Postby cheekymunkee » June 18th, 2007, 2:49 pm

Oh and tell me about the knife fight! Who won?
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Postby SisMorphine » June 18th, 2007, 10:18 pm

On June 18 2007, 12:45 PM, iluvk9 wrote:Wait....you have FRIENDS?

I swear to god, Joyce, I'm sending an angry Greyhound your way . . .

On June 18 2007, 1:49 PM, cheekymunkee wrote:Oh and tell me about the knife fight! Who won?

The other opponent didn't have the balls to show. I guess he heard about how hardcore Miss Jessica was and pussed out.
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Postby cheekymunkee » June 18th, 2007, 10:26 pm

Can't say that I blame him. She appears to be mighty handy with a blade.
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Postby iluvk9 » June 19th, 2007, 6:22 am

On June 18 2007, SisMorphine wrote:
On June 18 2007, 12:45 PM, iluvk9 wrote:Wait....you have FRIENDS?

I swear to god, Joyce, I'm sending an angry Greyhound your way . . .


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Postby mnp13 » June 19th, 2007, 8:39 am

you are weird.
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Postby Judy » June 19th, 2007, 8:24 pm

Im trying to come up with clever captions for the photo. Ooh we should have a "clever captions" contest. Joyce you should lead us off with a good one. :greenWave:
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Postby SisMorphine » June 19th, 2007, 8:25 pm

On June 19 2007, 7:24 PM, Judy wrote:Im trying to come up with clever captions for the photo. Ooh we should have a "clever captions" contest. Joyce you should lead us off with a good one. :greenWave:

Ooh good plan! Joyce, where you at?
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Postby luvmypitties » June 19th, 2007, 8:45 pm

did you really cut it off??
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Postby luvmyangels » June 21st, 2007, 2:07 pm

So what really happened?
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Postby Magnolia618 » June 21st, 2007, 6:00 pm

Well, I got into a gang fight last week. :|

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Excuse the dumb look on my face. I was very drugged up! :lol
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Postby SisMorphine » June 21st, 2007, 7:51 pm

On June 21 2007, 1:07 PM, luvmyangels wrote:So what really happened?

It's just ketchup, folks!
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Postby SisMorphine » June 21st, 2007, 7:53 pm

On June 21 2007, 5:00 PM, Magnolia618 wrote:Well, I got into a gang fight last week. :|

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Excuse the dumb look on my face. I was very drugged up! :lol

Sometimes gang fights can be a good time. What were you all fighting over?
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Postby iluvk9 » June 21st, 2007, 8:07 pm

On June 19 2007, SisMorphine wrote:
On June 19 2007, 7:24 PM, Judy wrote:Im trying to come up with clever captions for the photo. Ooh we should have a "clever captions" contest. Joyce you should lead us off with a good one. :greenWave:

Ooh good plan! Joyce, where you at?


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Postby Magnolia618 » June 21st, 2007, 8:09 pm

Drugs and hookers. The usual.
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Postby girlie » June 21st, 2007, 9:07 pm

holy crap......

I almost forgot how crazy ya'll are

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Postby Judy » June 21st, 2007, 9:28 pm

Here is my entry:

"Lindsay and Vanessa got nothin' on us"

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