Ok, now I now this is not really what you were looking for but I had a funny idea.
We should have a pit bull beauty pageant and get it on the news.
Dress up the boys in tuxs and the girls in dresses (Emma may put Dale in a dress cause she has a really interesting sense of humor).
There can be prizes for the winner and runner up.
This would be fun and really good press.
I mean, who can call our pit bulls mean after seeing them all dressed up and prancing around?
Emma would just love an excuse to dress Dale up (not that she needs one) and put nail polish on him.
The poor guy is probably developing a complex.
God created idiots as an endless source of amusement for the rest of us!