I suspect everyone has been beaten over the head with the
heavy handed propaganda attempt to guilt Americans into adopting a
shelter dog rather then purchasing a dog of their choice from a
"Every time you buy a dog from a breeder you kill a shelter dog"
So lets apply this kind of rationale to other purchases we might make.
I suggest that all those folks who dress up in lettuce leaves or less -
or stand around berating honest citizens who love their dogs -
or send their hard earned money to support peta do the following:
the next time you take your date...or your family and kids out to dinner -
throw away the menu -tell your wait person that you would much rather
have some platters of food left over from other diner's meal - in fact -
if anything was sent back to the kitchen because it was not right
thats your first choice for dinner tonight!
You know how important it is to 'waste not- want not' - all that
edible food going to waste is a crime
and you don't want to be a criminal now do you?
The next time you save up to buy a car - don't go supporting those terrible
car dealerships -
you know they just keep cranking out new cars one after the other - it's a
glut on the economy and the landscape since junk
yard after junk yard is filled to overflowing with the rusting
rotting remains of old cars - now thats where you should spend your money!
Show you really care - adopt a car! - sure some repair cash, upgrades
and lots of elbow grease and you will have a ride to be proud
of.....and think how noble you will feel knowing another car dealership
might fold this month.
Need surgery? well heck - don't go for a pricey over-educated doctor -
fly down to a third world nation and support all those folks
who just want to make a living - you know in your heart that paying
those fancy-shamcey doctors is just a sign that you don't really
care about the rest of the world - doctors with less training need to
make a living too you know. And, if you survive the surgery -
think how superior you will feel to all your molly-coddled friends and
Yes - thats the ticket - show your superiority when you take the moral
high road - you don't want clean clothes or safe cars -
you don't want fresh food when you can dumpster dive!
You are better then everyone else and everyone will just be soooooooo
One last, all important peta-thought -
"Every time a woman gives birth an orphan remains homeless."
"Peta think" - enjoy the leftovers and be happy about it.