Excuses, excuses!

Postby TheRedQueen » February 21st, 2008, 11:50 pm

I lost my house
I lost my job
my boyfriend thinks
the pets are slobs
I didn't know
they'd need the vet
and shelter when
outside was wet
they were so cute
when young and furry
but now they must go
in a hurry
they're big! they eat!
and require care
I'm getting allergic
to the hair
what was a lark
is now a bore
I don't want to do
any more pet chores
I've let them get
out of control
they have no manners
help save their souls
I can not wait
to get them out
I swear I'll take them
to the pound
if you don't fix
all my mistakes
and take them in
and let them stay
so please come now
and pay a fee
to care for
my responsibility.
"I don't have any idea if my dogs respect me or not, but they're greedy and I have their stuff." -- Patty Ruzzo

"Dogs don't want to control people. They want to control their own lives." --John Bradshaw
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Postby airwalk » February 21st, 2008, 11:55 pm

Amen!
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Postby Beth » February 21st, 2008, 11:56 pm

sad but true.
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Postby katiek0417 » February 22nd, 2008, 9:08 am

Very sad, but true...I hear these so many times...
"Rumor has it, compulsion is evil."

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Postby iluvk9 » February 22nd, 2008, 9:25 am

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Postby Jenny » February 22nd, 2008, 10:58 am

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Postby demolitionic » February 22nd, 2008, 11:29 am

I'm instituting a policy. Bailing on your dog for a lame excuse listed above will now result in a courtesy bitchslap. You're welcome.
Time to nut up or shut up.
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Postby hey21jude » February 22nd, 2008, 6:59 pm

I'm instituting a policy. Bailing on your dog for a lame excuse listed above will now result in a courtesy bitchslap. You're welcome.


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