Valentine poety contest

Everything that doesn't fit anywhere else!

Postby pLaurent » February 16th, 2006, 2:08 pm

These are entries to a Washington Post competition, asking for a rhyme with the MOST romatic first line, and the LEAST romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Postby CinderDee » February 16th, 2006, 2:11 pm

:spit: Too funny!
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Postby Jesseca » February 16th, 2006, 2:12 pm

:ROFL2: so wrong, but still really funny
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Postby cheekymunkee » February 16th, 2006, 2:12 pm

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits. :|
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Postby Jesseca » February 16th, 2006, 2:15 pm

cheekymunkee wrote:Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits. :|

:shock: :ROFL2:
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Postby Jenn » February 16th, 2006, 4:17 pm

:ROFL2: That was funny!

Though if someone was to give you a card with one of those poems :o
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