Country Sightings

Everything that doesn't fit anywhere else!

Postby cheekymunkee » February 15th, 2006, 9:23 pm

I know you have all seen them and wondered to yourselves "where do these hillbilly, red neck country ass people come from? Living in Texas I see more than my share so I thought it would be fun to dedicate a thread to them, the people in the world who you just don't quite know how they find their way out of the door every morning.

One morning driving to work, minding my own business, I pass by a school. At this school is a blue blazer waiting to turn into traffic. The lady driving sees her chance & pulls into the lane next to me. I 'thought I had seen this but was unsure until she got beside me. Her door was made of plywood. She had cut a window in it so she could see out & she had also cut a "hand hold" into it so that she could slip her arm out the window & her hand into the hand hold & hold her door on. Pretty inventinve I say!

The other day I see a small ford pickup with a topper ( camper..whatever you call it), the windows are knocked out of it & it is held onto the truck bed with bungee cords. It has a set of cords ALL the way around the topper & the truck bed at the front & the rear & where the windows are there were bungees through them & around the truck bed. 4 sets in all. I can't imagine going very fast in that truck or the pain that would be felt if one of those cords were to break.

I recently saw an oooold caddy with the hood duct taped down and a plexi glass back window.

These people are messed up. What have you seen that has made you do double & triple takes?
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Postby Purple » February 15th, 2006, 10:14 pm

Up the road from us, on a side road, there is a trailer. On a piece of plywood, spraypainted, are the words "Keep Out", along with various drawings of pot leaves. The lawn is strewn with junk, the road is downright scary to even be on. One of these days, I am going to put my big girl pants on, strap on a set of titanium balls and go take a picture. Until then, like any other red blooded American, I shall stay do as the sign says....... :shocker:
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Postby msvette2u » February 15th, 2006, 10:35 pm

This pickup, when we were in Alaska.

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Postby Emi » February 16th, 2006, 1:08 am

Purple wrote:One of these days, I am going to put my big girl pants on, strap on a set of titanium balls and go take a picture


lol to funny
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Postby Emi » February 16th, 2006, 1:09 am

Thought this was a good place for this ..

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they
could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian
and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
That could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a
cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in most Southern States) light it, put
it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
(you'll love this......)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.
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Postby bullymommy » February 16th, 2006, 4:46 am

Emi wrote:Thought this was a good place for this ..

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they
could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian
and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
That could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a
cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in most Southern States) light it, put
it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
(you'll love this......)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.



:spit: :hysterical: that made me LOL and made spencer start asking me what what what what what what. LOL
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Postby Romanwild » February 16th, 2006, 8:51 am

There are a couple of old cars here that are covered with free bumper stickers from radio stations that are no longer on the air. :)
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Postby cheekymunkee » March 2nd, 2006, 6:18 pm

An H2 Hummer.................with a lift kit. :shock:
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Postby luvmyangels » March 2nd, 2006, 7:15 pm

Emi wrote:Thought this was a good place for this ..

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they
could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian
and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
That could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a
cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in most Southern States) light it, put
it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
(you'll love this......)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.


That was too funny.
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