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Postby Maryellen » February 1st, 2006, 5:07 pm

Hello?"

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy .... Is your Mummy near the phone?" "No,

Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a

brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"


"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now!"


"Uh, Okay, then here's what want you do. Put down the phone, run

upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy and Uncle Frank



that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the

house."


"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the

phone.


"Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" he asks


"Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out

the front window and now she's all dead."


"Oh my God!!!"


And what about Uncle Frank?"


"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and

he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool but he must have

forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the

bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."



***long pause***



***more pause****



Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?"
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Postby bustersmama » February 1st, 2006, 5:13 pm

lol
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Postby Jesseca » February 1st, 2006, 5:19 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :funny: :fastRoll:
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Postby Purple » February 1st, 2006, 5:45 pm

:ROFL2: ......and I have an Uncle Frank!!!!
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Postby Kangas Mommy » February 1st, 2006, 9:57 pm

lol and shes all dead? lol Sorry that was a riot!
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Postby Emi » February 2nd, 2006, 1:58 am

lol
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Postby bullymommy » February 2nd, 2006, 4:23 am

OMFG!!!!!!! thats fricken hilarious!!!!!!!! :backRoll:
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Postby CinderDee » February 2nd, 2006, 4:33 am

:spit:
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