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Postby cheekymunkee » January 25th, 2006, 5:08 pm

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good, and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started
hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door.
There stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her

The minister fainted
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Postby Emi » January 25th, 2006, 5:42 pm

:shock: :clap: :shocker: :backRoll: :eekHair:
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Postby SisMorphine » January 25th, 2006, 11:24 pm

Bwahahahahahahaha! :D
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Postby Maryellen » January 26th, 2006, 9:22 am

hahahahaaaaaaaa omg that was great!!!
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Postby bullymommy » January 30th, 2006, 5:17 am

OMG!!! that was fantastic!!!
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