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Postby mnp13 » November 23rd, 2011, 12:59 am

tonight's attic adventure...

I went upstairs to start working and heard growling. Yes, growling. There was a squirrel IN THE ATTIC with me. And it was threatening me. In my own attic! It then ran over the edge of the eve and continued to growl at me. It sat there for about fifteen minutes, while we walked around, talking, shining lights on it. You see, for the last week and a half, it's been nice out, so it has been running around over my head on the roof. Tonight was 35 degrees and raining, so it didn't want to be out there.
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Postby Tubular Toby » November 23rd, 2011, 1:07 am

Aww, but I love squirrels. I can still see where that would be problematic... Haha
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Postby DemoDick » November 23rd, 2011, 1:23 am

The answer to the Squirrel Problem will be swift, silent, and most effective. The Final Solution will ensure that their pernicious and unstoppable breeding program will come to a halt.

I'm loading up several options, and there will be blood!

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Postby mnp13 » November 23rd, 2011, 1:44 am

Tubular Toby wrote:Aww, but I love squirrels. I can still see where that would be problematic... Haha


I'm not amused. They have done thousands of dollars in damage to the house, there are walnut shells everywhere in the attic, and they run up the screens on the windows. They are cute when they are elsewhere, however, they are in our house and I have the same love for them at this point that I do for spiders, bugs and raccoons (since they also lived in our attic for a time and left a mess that I'd rather not talk about. )
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Postby Tubular Toby » November 23rd, 2011, 2:34 am

Oh, I totally understand! Haha, but in the context that they aren't in your home ruining things, I like them. Not to say that I support their untimely destruction of your house. =(

Although it reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thzUR_mq6OY
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » November 23rd, 2011, 7:44 am

Send the boys up!!! They're terriers!
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Postby mnp13 » November 23rd, 2011, 8:34 am

To come crashing through the plaster and lath ceilings? You are a crazy lady. lol

Though I did consider the cats...
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Postby TheRedQueen » November 23rd, 2011, 8:53 am

Need to borrow The Wiener? ;)
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Postby mnp13 » November 23rd, 2011, 1:22 pm

oooo... I could slither him over the edge and drop him right in the nest! However, I'm worried about the 30 foot drop out the hole in the eves.
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Postby TheRedQueen » November 23rd, 2011, 9:29 pm

he he Michelle wants to slither my Wiener
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Postby ArtGypsy » November 24th, 2011, 12:12 am

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TheRedQueen wrote:he he Michelle wants to slither my Wiener


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Postby call2arms » November 24th, 2011, 10:52 am

Looks like there's going to be Squirrel stew sometime soom for Demo.
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