This was sent to me and I got such a good laugh. Hope everyone enjoys it.
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple
and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
...................... Further studies in this area have been canceled.