Our root, who art in Unix, hallowed be thy shell. Thy kernel come. Thy commands be run @localhost as they are in iNet. Give us this day our daily updates. And forgive us for our four-oh-threes, as we forgive those who 403 against us. And lead us not into segfaults but deliver us from /dev/null/ for thine is the Kernel, access, and 1337ness.