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Postby mnp13 » September 20th, 2010, 12:39 am

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BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m

Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT

I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.

Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc

Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.

P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.

"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"

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Postby iluvk9 » September 20th, 2010, 5:48 am

I think I am speechless.
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » September 20th, 2010, 7:33 am

Yeah, I re-read it several times and still have nothing. :|
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Postby iluvk9 » September 20th, 2010, 11:11 am

Okay...I thought for 5 hours.... here it is: "His mother must be proud."
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Postby BigDogBuford » September 20th, 2010, 2:38 pm

The only part that confused me was why would he have to life 80lbs?
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Postby DemoDick » September 20th, 2010, 3:08 pm

BigDogBuford wrote:The only part that confused me was why would he have to life 80lbs?


Because when this genetic failure passes out from dancing exhaustion he's going to have to be carried out of the warehouse.

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Postby BigDogBuford » September 20th, 2010, 3:36 pm

Good point.
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Postby amazincc » September 20th, 2010, 6:20 pm

Good GAWD, I feel older than Moses. It took me reading this word-by-word repeatedly to figure out what the eff "JO" meant. :oops: lol

What a peach. :rolleyes2:
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Postby mnp13 » September 20th, 2010, 6:36 pm

But you MUST have a bedazzler.
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Postby SLS61185 » September 20th, 2010, 8:36 pm

amazincc wrote:Good GAWD, I feel older than Moses. It took me reading this word-by-word repeatedly to figure out what the eff "JO" meant. :oops: lol

What a peach. :rolleyes2:



Okay, I give... What does it mean?
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Postby Ino » September 20th, 2010, 8:46 pm

:shock: Oh, my!! An odd fetish is one thing, but this takes odd to a whole new level!!!
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Postby ParisStreetPitCrew » September 20th, 2010, 9:25 pm

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Postby airwalk » September 20th, 2010, 9:34 pm

Okay, I'm old..I didn't really understand most of it. Obviously I'm not who he's looking for. :D
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » September 20th, 2010, 9:37 pm

SLS61185 wrote:Okay, I give... What does it mean?


Ummmm...a polite way of saying it may be "pleasuring of oneself"....
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Postby airwalk » September 20th, 2010, 9:38 pm

:o oh! Maybe I'm glad I'm too old to understand
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Postby TheRedQueen » September 20th, 2010, 10:44 pm

airwalk wrote::o oh! Maybe I'm glad I'm too old to understand


Nah...I didn't get it either...;)
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Postby amazincc » September 20th, 2010, 11:02 pm

pitbullmamaliz wrote:
SLS61185 wrote:Okay, I give... What does it mean?


Ummmm...a polite way of saying it may be "pleasuring of oneself"....



Thanks, Liz... I couldn't, for the life of me, think of a diplomatic way to explain this one. lol
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Postby ArtGypsy » September 20th, 2010, 11:24 pm

OMG..............BLESS HIS HEART........... :shock:

You KNOW this kid has to be Fuc&&ked up........bad. :rolleyes2: :rolleyes2: :crazy2: :nono:
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Postby amazincc » September 20th, 2010, 11:28 pm

ArtGypsy wrote:OMG..............BLESS HIS HEART........... :shock:


I don't think it's his HEART that needs blessin'... :giggle:
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Postby airwalk » September 20th, 2010, 11:40 pm

Well I could think of spots that might need to see a bit of a paddle..but then again that might give him his pleasure.
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