What do dogs think when....

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Postby iluvk9 » September 18th, 2010, 7:17 pm

I was just wondering today....
What must they think when:

You are holding something in your hand and having a very loud conversation? (phone)

You are walking around your property, pushing a noisy machine? (mowing)

You open a big box and get food out of it whenever you want? (refrig)



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Postby ArtGypsy » September 18th, 2010, 7:45 pm

You walk into the small room and sit on their water bowl and PEE.....
((or worse) :shock:
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Postby TheRedQueen » September 18th, 2010, 7:46 pm

You crouch down with a little box with a scary eye and it flashes at them. (camera)
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Postby iluvk9 » September 19th, 2010, 5:57 am

ArtGypsy wrote:You walk into the small room and sit on their water bowl and PEE.....
((or worse) :shock:


LMAO

TheRedQueen wrote:You crouch down with a little box with a scary eye and it flashes at them. (camera)


And we are saying some command like SIT!! or STAY!!!

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Postby Malli » September 20th, 2010, 12:37 am

mum inspects you, head to tail and pokes and prods...
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Postby iluvk9 » September 20th, 2010, 5:50 am

The human walks out the door, gets into a machine and disappears from the moment. Later, the machine noise is back, and they are IN the moment again. (car or time machine??)
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Postby madremissy » September 20th, 2010, 6:19 am

iluvk9 wrote:The human walks out the door, gets into a machine and disappears from the moment. Later, the machine noise is back, and they are IN the moment again. (car or time machine??)


This is the one Sammy has a problem with. Even if I am gone for 5 minutes, he acts like I have been gone for months. Crazy dog.
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » September 20th, 2010, 7:34 am

They poop and we immediately pick it up? No wonder some dogs poop in the house -they must think we think it's treasure! lol
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Postby iluvk9 » September 20th, 2010, 11:09 am

pitbullmamaliz wrote:They poop and we immediately pick it up? No wonder some dogs poop in the house -they must think we think it's treasure! lol



LMAO That is the funniest, by far!!!
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