Hope your day is FABULOUS!

.....I just read your profile and I love how you described your "occupation".
Occupation:
handling warm viscera, bursting abscesses, pilling cats that try to eat me, cleaning newly reconstructed pee-holes of unwilling transvestite cats, avoiding losing my nose to snappy little dogs, mistakenly pressing on maggot-filled tumor-looking wounds, and getting anal glands expressed on my arms. In a nutshell, vet tech.






Okay, well hurry up and read it. I am bored.