There is nothing...

Everything that doesn't fit anywhere else!

Postby Malli » August 12th, 2010, 6:16 pm

like.... cleaning dried up (and I mean crystallized) anal glands off your floor. Nothing like it.

I guess, good thing it wasn't on carpet? :|

Thank Dog Wes didn't see it! :wink:
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Postby ArtGypsy » August 12th, 2010, 6:18 pm

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:


OMG.............I was JUST about to take a bite out of Taco Pizza......and then BAM!

ANAL GLANDS. :o :doh: :doh:
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Postby TheRedQueen » August 12th, 2010, 8:30 pm

Glad I was finished with dinnner...
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Postby amazincc » August 12th, 2010, 8:37 pm

:puke:



lol
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Postby call2arms » August 13th, 2010, 12:02 am

Crystallized?? How long has it been there for?

I'd use a scraper.

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Postby Malli » August 13th, 2010, 2:56 am

Didn't need a scraper, just some tp and water and elbow grease and it was gone in no time.

I swear it was a bit shiney (salt?) and had cracks :lol3: :puke:

I've no idea how long it was there, it wasn't in a freaquently cleaned or seen place.
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Postby iluvk9 » August 13th, 2010, 6:21 am

If it was dried, was the smell gone until you hydrated it again? :shock:
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Postby madremissy » August 13th, 2010, 8:42 am

Just the thought of anal gland smell makes my stomach turn.
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Postby Malli » August 13th, 2010, 12:44 pm

iluvk9 wrote:If it was dried, was the smell gone until you hydrated it again? :shock:



pretty much. I mean, I didn't get down and smell it before I scrubbed/wiped it up, but I could smell it as I started to clean it
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Postby BigDogBuford » August 13th, 2010, 1:30 pm

Have you guys ever seen the show about the smelliest animals on Earth? Turns out, hyenas can actually evert their anal sacs (turn them inside out) to mark their territory, spreading the anal sac juice all over the objects, trees, bushes etc.

It was quite possibly one of the grossest things I've ever seen.
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Postby Malli » August 13th, 2010, 2:33 pm

ew.
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Postby iluvk9 » August 13th, 2010, 3:49 pm

BigDogBuford wrote:Have you guys ever seen the show about the smelliest animals on Earth? Turns out, hyenas can actually evert their anal sacs (turn them inside out) to mark their territory, spreading the anal sac juice all over the objects, trees, bushes etc.


Well, now we know why they are always laughing their asses off.
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Postby Malli » August 13th, 2010, 5:02 pm

I don't know where the drinking and then spitting and laughing emoticon is, but that.
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Postby ArtGypsy » August 13th, 2010, 7:18 pm

Malli wrote:I don't know where the drinking and then spitting and laughing emoticon is, but that.


I KNOW...I HATE having to search for them now..... :(
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Postby amazincc » August 13th, 2010, 7:25 pm

:spit:



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Postby Malli » August 13th, 2010, 10:08 pm

:wave2: :neener:
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