Am I going to hell for this?

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Postby iluvk9 » July 17th, 2010, 11:38 am

I am driving on a two lane, rather busy road. A driver in a small car decides "now is the perfect time to cut across the other lane" and comes into my lane, in front of me. The person on the other side has to slam on their brakes so they don't broadside her. I need to very firmly brake so I don't hit into the small car's trunk. She doesn't even look in her rear view mirror to see me basically on top of her car.

I say aloud, 'You dumb f*ck. You are one loser of a driver." :mad2:

I then notice the driver is wearing like a "goth" outfit of some type. I now say, "Oh, your Mother must be very proud...between your wonderful driving and great looking outfit."

At a light, I am now next to her.

It is a nun.

Am I going to hell? :popcorn2:
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » July 17th, 2010, 12:08 pm

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Postby AllAmericanPUP » July 17th, 2010, 12:08 pm

yes lol
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Postby furever_pit » July 17th, 2010, 12:50 pm

LOL!!!!
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Postby HappyChick » July 17th, 2010, 1:14 pm

LOL!!

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Postby HappyPuppy » July 17th, 2010, 1:17 pm

Most definitely!!! :neener:
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Postby Pit♥bull » July 17th, 2010, 1:57 pm

iluvk9 wrote:
Am I going to hell? :popcorn2:
Only if you cook her dinner. :|
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Postby madremissy » July 17th, 2010, 2:16 pm

:lmao: I am with Angie, a few Hail Mary's and you should be fine. :wink:
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Postby TheRedQueen » July 17th, 2010, 3:28 pm

Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha!

lol

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Postby iluvk9 » July 17th, 2010, 3:47 pm

HappyChick wrote:
Say a couple of Hail Marys and I *think* you will be okay.

That is EXACTLY what my Mom would tell me when I was 4 yrs old., had a bad dream and wanted to climb into their bed. 8)


Pit♥Bull wrote:Only if you cook her dinner. :|

Yes, well, that is a given.
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Postby amazincc » July 17th, 2010, 5:56 pm

:giggle:
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Postby airwalk » July 17th, 2010, 9:26 pm

Naw....
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Postby Malli » July 18th, 2010, 2:45 am

only if you believe in hell ;)

What? Just because she's a nun its ok for her to drive rude?
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Postby iluvk9 » July 18th, 2010, 5:47 am

Malli wrote:What? Just because she's a nun its ok for her to drive rude?


I am guessing she figured she has "The Big Guy" to protect her, so she can do what she wants in a 3,000 lb. vehicle. :rolleyes2:
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Postby Jenn » July 18th, 2010, 1:08 pm

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Postby Malli » July 18th, 2010, 8:50 pm

iluvk9 wrote:
Malli wrote:What? Just because she's a nun its ok for her to drive rude?


I am guessing she figured she has "The Big Guy" to protect her, so she can do what she wants in a 3,000 lb. vehicle. :rolleyes2:


:rolleyes2:

I have an idea, how about being curteous because its the decent thing to do :|
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Postby iluvk9 » July 18th, 2010, 10:20 pm

Malli wrote:I have an idea, how about being curteous because its the decent thing to do :|


YES!!! And I am sure she learned that in Nun School!!!
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Postby Malli » July 18th, 2010, 11:16 pm

I think that would be required curriculum for any religious position.
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Postby madremissy » July 19th, 2010, 6:05 am

Malli wrote:I think that would be required curriculum for any religious position.


Did anyone attend Catholic school? Courteous was not their cup of tea. :rolleyes2:
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Postby iluvk9 » July 19th, 2010, 7:05 am

8) Oh Missy. You will be joining me in hell for that one. What WILL we wear to keep cool?
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