A laser pointer + two kittens + One retarded Dachshund = BIG laughs and fun!!!!
Specially since it's the Dachshund running into walls, doors, TV stands, the couch, my bed and running OVER the kittens to beat them to the evil red dot is amazing and VERY entertaining to watch. And if you hold said evil red dot in one place, he shall begin to dog and bark and face plant himself into the floor
That is all!!