Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

Everything that doesn't fit anywhere else!

Postby Pit♥bull » July 7th, 2010, 8:10 am

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Friday July 30th 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENT,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Walmart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Golf Clubs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Postby amazincc » July 7th, 2010, 9:06 am

I know I should probably feel insulted, being a woman and all, but... LMAO LMAO LMAO
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Postby madremissy » July 7th, 2010, 9:25 am

Oh Gosh, don't show Travis the class on asking questions during the commercial and not the show. He would sign me up in a heart beat. :wink:
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Postby Pit♥bull » July 7th, 2010, 10:08 am

madremissy wrote:Oh Gosh, don't show Travis the class on asking questions during the commercial and not the show. He would sign me up in a heart beat. :wink:

:hearNoEvil: :giggle:
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Postby TheRedQueen » July 7th, 2010, 10:52 am

amazincc wrote:I know I should probably feel insulted, being a woman and all, but... LMAO LMAO LMAO


Ditto...I feel that maybe I *could* use some of these classes! :dance:
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » July 7th, 2010, 4:28 pm

lol
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Postby iluvk9 » July 7th, 2010, 5:30 pm

Oh, Bob. :rolleyes2:
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