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Postby HappyChick » May 19th, 2010, 9:16 pm

Can you say GROSS?!!!!

I hate it when people decide to share their nasty odors with me! :puke:
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Postby amazincc » May 19th, 2010, 10:40 pm

Carry a small bottle of Dars "Butt Seepage" in your purse, so you can return the favor next time. :dance:
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Postby ArtGypsy » May 20th, 2010, 7:26 am

amazincc wrote:Carry a small bottle of Dars "Butt Seepage" in your purse, so you can return the favor next time. :dance:

:thought: :thought:

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Postby ArtGypsy » June 1st, 2010, 1:41 pm

I just fed Dar a Piece of Prune!
It took him a while to decide if he wanted it, after spitting it out once or twice.
I think the clincher came when I hurled the dark flabby piece of fruit over onto Kelcie!! 8)
He Decided it must be a High Commodity Item if I played 'keep away' and Kelcie Squealed like a 3 year old.! :D :neener:
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Postby airwalk » June 4th, 2010, 9:59 pm

Okay five dogs here and someone has seriously stinky butt...keep your fingers crossed it's not contagious or this is going to be a very long weekend.
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Postby ArtGypsy » June 4th, 2010, 10:34 pm

airwalk wrote:Okay five dogs here and someone has seriously stinky butt...keep your fingers crossed it's not contagious or this is going to be a very long weekend.

:nono: :puke: :nono: :puke:

Stick a Tampon in EACH of their butts.

Just for Good Measure. :wink:
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Postby airwalk » June 4th, 2010, 10:56 pm

um okay, can you translate I'm about to stick a tampon up your butt into deaf boxer speak for me please...phonetics will help I'm sure :mrgreen:
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Postby ArtGypsy » June 4th, 2010, 11:20 pm

airwalk wrote:um okay, can you translate I'm about to stick a tampon up your butt into deaf boxer speak for me please...phonetics will help I'm sure :mrgreen:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I JUST SPEWED diet coke on My Screen!!!!

yeah.....hmm...
well...how about sign language....
Hold your left hand like this;;....................well..........you get the picture!!! : :wink:
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Postby hugapitbull » June 5th, 2010, 10:45 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Postby airwalk » June 5th, 2010, 5:46 pm

Okay, so now can you translate into son speak....your deaf boxer just bit me cause I tried to stuff a tampon up his butt cause he had stinky butt...because I'm pretty sure I'll phonetics for that conversation too!
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