Jody's Official Off Topic-ly-Speaking Thread

by **ArtGypsy** » January 11th, 2010, 6:50 pm

My hands smell Like Dar Spit. :rolleyes2:

by **amazincc** » January 11th, 2010, 6:57 pm

by **ArtGypsy** » January 11th, 2010, 7:01 pm

Just SAYIN'.

by **amazincc** » January 11th, 2010, 7:04 pm

Spit is better than poop. :wink:

by **Pit♥bull** » January 11th, 2010, 7:08 pm

amazincc wrote:Spit is better than poop.

by **ArtGypsy** » January 11th, 2010, 7:14 pm

Pit♥Bull wrote:
amazincc wrote:Spit is better than poop.

Brings me to a LOVELY Memory;:::

A few years ago, Macy had thrown up in her bed, and in the very dimly lit room, I did NOT SEE very well. I PLUNGED my hand into her blankets to pick them up and arrange them (not knowing about the puke) and felt something horribly wrong and horribly,,,Horrible.
She had BARFED up an entire CAT LITTER PAN OF POOP .............

yes, Vomited Cat Crap.
And, OF COURSE I HAD TO MAKE SURE IT WAS PUKE AND NOT POOP TO BEGIN WITH, SO I WENT TO SMELL IT, TO MAKE SURE, AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY SMACKED MY NOSE .

:puke:

by **Pit♥bull** » January 11th, 2010, 7:18 pm

ArtGypsy wrote:ACCIDENTALLY SMACKED MY NOSE .

You got to be shittin us.... No pun intended. btw

by **amazincc** » January 11th, 2010, 7:19 pm

ArtGypsy wrote:And, OF COURSE I HAD TO MAKE SURE IT WAS PUKE AND NOT POOP TO BEGIN WITH, SO I WENT TO SMELL IT, TO MAKE SURE, AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY SMACKED MY NOSE .

You just gave a whole new meaning to the term "brown-noser"...

And WHY do people feel compelled to SMELL things when they already suspect it won't be pleasant??? LMAO

I do the same thing. :oops:

by **ArtGypsy** » January 11th, 2010, 7:37 pm

Pit♥Bull wrote:
ArtGypsy wrote:ACCIDENTALLY SMACKED MY NOSE .
You got to be shittin us.... No pun intended.

PINKIE SWEAR!!

:oops:

by **Marinepits** » January 11th, 2010, 7:41 pm

Ewwwwwwwwww! LMAO

by **amazincc** » January 11th, 2010, 7:42 pm

Spit'n poop talk... and you got yourself a Sticky! :shock:

CONGRATS!!!! :giggle:

by **ArtGypsy** » January 11th, 2010, 9:38 pm

:woowoo

by **ArtGypsy** » April 4th, 2010, 9:44 pm

My hotel room mattress smells like sweaty man. :shock:

by **BullyLady** » April 4th, 2010, 9:48 pm

ArtGypsy wrote:My hotel room mattress smells like sweaty man.

Are you staying in the No-Tell Motel? :naughty:

by **pitbullmamaliz** » April 4th, 2010, 9:50 pm

Grace, you just totally made my gag reflex kick in! :puke:

by **ArtGypsy** » April 4th, 2010, 10:04 pm

BullyLady wrote:
ArtGypsy wrote:My hotel room mattress smells like sweaty man.

Are you staying in the No-Tell Motel?

The Iranian/Iragian ? owner keeps motioning me to the bar for a drink....*every time I walk into the hall*

(((((((does that count/?)))))))))))

by **HappyChick** » April 5th, 2010, 8:08 am

ArtGypsy wrote:My hotel room mattress smells like sweaty man.

Thank goodness *we* are not staying there tonight! :puke:

I like the smell of a sweaty man, but only when it MY sweaty man!

by **ArtGypsy** » April 5th, 2010, 8:13 am

I KNOW!!
Did you tell everybody that You're COMING to be my Support-Entourage-Friend??????? :dance:

On a more serious note----I just realized *REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT-REALIZED**
That this will be the first time I will come face to face with the murderer.

I''ve been all stoked and prepared to speak to the judge ((and mix in some enlightenment over reddington's ineptitude)), that I kinda/sorta didn't prepare for seeing manuel.

(deep breath)
I
Will
Not
Be
Swayed.

by **ArtGypsy** » April 5th, 2010, 3:23 pm

Okay.
New Hotel
No Sweaty Man Smell. :confetti:

waiting for Angie **Happy Chick** and my Friend Diana to arrive.

by **ArtGypsy** » May 19th, 2010, 4:17 pm

I'm Sitting in Barnes and Noble, In Lincoln.

The man at the Table Next to Me, just ....ummmm......""Broke Wind

. :neutral:

I spewed, then CHOKED on my Mocha.

He knows I did it because of Him. :oops:

Someone.

Please.

Come Get Me Outta Here............

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