No, it's not 5 gallons of pure russian vodka. It's a new aquarium!
Mr.Bling-Bling, my poor betta, is very unhappy to live in a 1 gallon, so I spit out the money today and went to buy a fully equipped tank. It's up and running, I ordered some Bio-Spira to move Mr.B-B in there asap.
The tank is furnished with black and blue gravel, a live sword plant, a live moss ball ant three plastic plants. The Java fern will be moving in there along with Mr.B-B, and Ernest, the neritina snail.