Leave me out of this. I have my own Jackass to contend with.
I kept getting phone calls for "Ray". I kept telling them, I was not Ray, (duh) and Ray does not live here. After a few weeks, I figured Ray was in debt and every credit card company he ever dealt with was looking for him.
Last call was from a man who had a VERY thick accent. I tell him, "There is no Ray here and take this number off your list because you are annoying the hell out of me."
He says, "Okay. Who am I speaking to, for the records".
I say, "NOT RAY"....being sarcastic.
Being limited in English, he says, "You are NOT RAY? Okay, thank you, NOT RAY, I will put your name into our computer so you aren't called. I am sorry NOT RAY that you are getting this calls."