Man jokes...always good for a laugh...esp. when one is annoying you.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
"I don't have any idea if my dogs respect me or not, but they're greedy and I have their stuff." -- Patty Ruzzo
"Dogs don't want to control people. They want to control their own lives." --John Bradshaw