Beware the free breast exam guy

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Postby cheekymunkee » April 21st, 2006, 10:04 am

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12409277/

Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy
76-year-old Florida man arrested after two women take him up on the offer




Updated: 9:33 p.m. ET April 20, 2006
MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership
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Postby dogcrazyjen » April 21st, 2006, 10:15 am

:D

That is funny!

Sorry, if you are gullible enough to fall for that one....
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Postby Purple » April 21st, 2006, 10:18 am

Gotta love a good perv story...how the hell can ya be that dumb?
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Postby cheekymunkee » April 21st, 2006, 10:20 am

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Postby Purple » April 21st, 2006, 10:24 am

LMAO!!!
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Postby Romanwild » April 21st, 2006, 10:25 am

I would have charged them. :|
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Postby mnp13 » April 21st, 2006, 10:25 am

you mean...

he's NOT a doctor? :oops:
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Postby msvette2u » April 21st, 2006, 10:37 am

Well you have to admit, he was quite creative!! And yeah...if women fell for it, they are just as bad!!
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Postby cheekymunkee » April 21st, 2006, 10:40 am

What's this world coming to when an old man can't cop a feel? :|
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Postby Purple » April 21st, 2006, 11:27 am

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.


This is just too funny!
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Postby call2arms » April 21st, 2006, 12:25 pm

Those are some damn stupid women.
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Postby Jenn » April 21st, 2006, 12:32 pm

:shock: I can't believe anyone would be that stupid...
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Postby 04100824 » April 22nd, 2006, 3:12 pm

an entrepreneur's mind at it's very best! LOL!

Gotta give the ole' guy some credit!!
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