Purple wrote:I just sit on my kids and make them eat grass. After we are done, I put them in the little closet under the steps, with a piece of bread and some water. After a few days, when I'm good and ready, I'll let them out....
pffft . . . you don't have kids . . . and we all know why . . .



I just inhaled my popcorn.

Wait 'til I show up at her door---on my broom.
I don't know what she's talking about! She's crazy, I tell ya, crazy!!!