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Postby Hoyden » April 7th, 2006, 12:48 pm

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.


"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,

"Is your Mommy there?"


"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter

through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:


As I am laughing, all I can think of is, "That is SO Gremlin!"

And that would be one dead, uh, I mean GROUNDED kid when I found her.
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Postby SisMorphine » April 7th, 2006, 12:49 pm

My sister would have ABSOLUTELY done something like that when she was little. Damn kids. I'm sticky with the furry ones.
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Postby cheekymunkee » April 7th, 2006, 1:11 pm

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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Postby luvmyangels » April 7th, 2006, 1:19 pm

I am "The Rat Queen".

Have a great day!! :)

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Postby Jenn » April 7th, 2006, 1:31 pm

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Postby Asta » April 7th, 2006, 2:26 pm

OMG aahhaahahahah


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