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Postby cheekymunkee » March 29th, 2006, 1:32 pm

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
hour surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only
here
to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,
are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
from
worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close
look
and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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Postby Jenn » March 29th, 2006, 2:04 pm

:ROFL2: That was cute!
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Postby Asta » March 29th, 2006, 3:35 pm

hhihihiihiihi :D Yeah that was a cute funny one!

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Postby luvmyangels » March 29th, 2006, 4:24 pm

That was really funny!!
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Postby CinderDee » March 29th, 2006, 8:22 pm

Very funny! lol
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