*ahem* To get the thread back on topic from multi-personality discussion(s):
Sacramento County: It's pronounced GER-teh Park, not Gay-tey Park! (Why the hell the park is named after Goethe is another topic entirely...)
Deputies: Learn to spell for heaven's sake! It's becoming less & less of a joke that we need to include remedial English as part of the academy. And now that the general public has access to our report logs, they can see your embarassing spelling mistakes for themselves! The comma is your friend; don't be afraid to use it!
Division Data Entry: I don't know whose bright idea it was to have the division secretaries "help" with data entry, but it basically doubles my work having to correct your mistakes. Either learn to do it correctly or go back to twiddling your thumbs.
Volunteers & deputies: Stop putting personal identifying info in the synopses (see remark about public access to the report log above)! We just have to take it out, and it's really annoying.
Dogs: The gas! Ack..eck...
Housemates: Do you hate the planet or something?! I don't even have kids, but I care more about my impact on this world than you guys do, and you have a (step)child! All you have to do is put the recycling in the giant blue bin. I haul it out to the curb every other week, since you guys do absolutely nothing as far as house/yardwork is concerned.There's even a bucket in the kitchen for items that don't need to be taken out to the recycling right away! Housemate #2: why did you marry a veterinarian, when to all appearances, you aren't particularly interested in interacting with animals? Believe it or not, it might make life a little nicer if YOU went out and ran errands now & then instead of your 18-hr shift working spouse! There is life outside of WoW. And there is NO WAY you can have ADHD if you can sit for 12+ hours playing that stupid game!!!!