I'm all hot and sweaty from dancing to Shakira. Not a smart move on an already humid night, right before bed.
But I feel sassy!
"Remember - every time your dog gets somewhere on a tight leash *a fairy dies and it's all your fault.* Think of the fairies." http://www.positivepetzine.com"
Does one need a reason to shake their booty to Shakira?
"Remember - every time your dog gets somewhere on a tight leash *a fairy dies and it's all your fault.* Think of the fairies." http://www.positivepetzine.com"
Inara just laid on the floor and looked at me like I'd lost my mind. And when I sang to her she looked away.
"Remember - every time your dog gets somewhere on a tight leash *a fairy dies and it's all your fault.* Think of the fairies." http://www.positivepetzine.com"
Layla likes when I sing and shimmy at her. Well, I tell myself she likes it. She really has no choice, I mean...where is she going to go? She can't really leave...
She can walk away, but I can follow her. I make up songs and sing them to her and she runs away from me. EVERY TIME. jerk.
Bunny gets excited when I do the singing shimmy. She snorts at me. It adds a wind-instrument element to my own butt wiggles and hopping that forms a delightful, if rudimentary, musical ensemble.
I JUST MADE A SALAD! And some microwaved fish, which I SWEAR tastes good. "Gordon's Grilled Salmon".
I dont eat fish anymore, but when I did I sure as hell wouldnt HAVE PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE. Jesus, Joyce! Rubber sticks? Could you chew them? I think youre lying when you say they were good.....