O-H M-Y G-O-D-S!!!
I need to move and go work at your company.
A boss that actually sends out messages and leaves stickies like me!
I have notes like these taped up in our office;
- THIS IS NOT THE OFFICE PHOTO COPIER! The photocopier is the OTHER
gray machine labeled PHOTOCOPIER. If you screw up my settings AGAIN - I will nag you until you have nightmares about office machinery. - (On the screen of the multi-purpose printer - they screw up the printer setting constantly)
- THIS IS NOT THE SUPPLY CLOSET - take two steps to your left, open the door and stop being lazy
- (in my desk drawer - after four years they still haven't figured out where to find staples or paperclips yet)
- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING PAPER FROM THIS MACHINE! - (on the printers and photocopiers - they're too lazy to get a new ream from the supply closet)
- I put Sesame Street wallpaper & screen savers on one computer after spending DAYS cleaning all the cookies, spy ware and porn off of it.
- After several huge projects were dropped on my desk last minute & I had to work 3 12 hour days to get them done in time I put "Proper Planning promotes peak performance" as wallpaper on my bosses computer.
Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men ~ General George S. Patton, Jr.
She taking all the stars down from her sky to hang them up someplace new, where there's better weather and the sky's a different blue. ~ Autumn Fields