Why I Love my New Job!!!

Everything that doesn't fit anywhere else!

Postby Big_Ant » March 1st, 2006, 12:25 pm

This is one of the reasons I love my new job! My boss is great!

The following is an email he sent out yesterday afternoon.

"Whoever is using LimeWire or ANY OTHER file sharing software on this network should SHUT IT DOWN NOW!!

That includes Kazaa, Napster, Gnutella, etc. etc. Company policy states that you can listen to streaming audio, but you may NOT use downloading services such as P2P virus infested CRAP! Get it off your system now! We have a pretty liberal usage policy and little filtering and if you introduce a virus onto our network from some P2P network, I'm going to hunt you down. And if someone breaks into our network with your help, I won't have to hunt you down because you won't make it out of the building.

King Regards, : )

<< MY BOSS >>"

The best part is that he knows who it is, and didn't need to send that out to the entire company, he just did.

Another good one is there is a note on one of the Label Printers that he put that reads;

"Dear Idiot,
If you can't load the paper correctly, DON'T DO IT!
-<<My Boss>>"


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Postby cheekymunkee » March 1st, 2006, 12:27 pm

:D He sounds liek a pretty nice guy!
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Postby mnp13 » March 1st, 2006, 12:38 pm

Your boss is as cool as my boss!

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Postby Hoyden » March 1st, 2006, 12:48 pm

O-H M-Y G-O-D-S!!!

I need to move and go work at your company. :backRoll:

A boss that actually sends out messages and leaves stickies like me!

I have notes like these taped up in our office;

- THIS IS NOT THE OFFICE PHOTO COPIER! The photocopier is the OTHER gray machine labeled PHOTOCOPIER. If you screw up my settings AGAIN - I will nag you until you have nightmares about office machinery. - (On the screen of the multi-purpose printer - they screw up the printer setting constantly)

- THIS IS NOT THE SUPPLY CLOSET - take two steps to your left, open the door and stop being lazy - (in my desk drawer - after four years they still haven't figured out where to find staples or paperclips yet)

- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING PAPER FROM THIS MACHINE! - (on the printers and photocopiers - they're too lazy to get a new ream from the supply closet)

- I put Sesame Street wallpaper & screen savers on one computer after spending DAYS cleaning all the cookies, spy ware and porn off of it.

- After several huge projects were dropped on my desk last minute & I had to work 3 12 hour days to get them done in time I put "Proper Planning promotes peak performance" as wallpaper on my bosses computer.
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Postby GreddyGirl » March 1st, 2006, 5:58 pm

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Postby luvmyangels » March 1st, 2006, 7:52 pm

That's freakin' great!!! :fastRoll:
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